I saw Donald Trump at a grocery store in New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Listen Fat, Trump was a bad dude, and he ran a bunch of bad Milky Way bars. I sit by the cashier, and my leg hairs, they turn yellow from the electrical infetterence, no joke. Anyone who’ll tell you otherwise is a lying dog-faced pony soldier!
LUDICROUS SPEED?!**
THAT'S LUDICROUS!
SOMEONE GET THIS BATSHIT INSANE PATRIOT 24 BRICKS!!!
why, you ask? BECAUSE THIS PATRIOT WILL USE THEM TO SOFTEN THEIR FASTER-THAN-LIGHT CRASH LANDING at the U.S./MEXICO BORDER!!!!!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 169039 BRICKS HANDED OUT!
We are at 23.80830985915% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make
sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!
Funny - but you should have left out the part about any possibility that my President would say the N-word! UNNECESSARY and not GERMANE for your joke about mail-in voting!!! 😠
THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!
His necktie is a NOOSE! He might take it off and string me up with it!
But will the whole neighborhood come and kneel in solidarity with me by my smashed mailbox?
Only if it's a Democrat box of color
Picture clearly shows a black mailbox.
Black Mailboxes Matter you racist shitlord
Knot racism is real.
Hahaha good one!
Zee mask! It does NOTHING!
The goggles; they do nothing!
Drumpf ruined muh submarine sammich!
He yelled as he casually ate a burrito
THIS IS POST OFFICE COUNTRY!
My first sticky! Thanks, mods!
KEK
Donald Smollett
I saw Donald Trump at a grocery store in New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Listen Fat, Trump was a bad dude, and he ran a bunch of bad Milky Way bars. I sit by the cashier, and my leg hairs, they turn yellow from the electrical infetterence, no joke. Anyone who’ll tell you otherwise is a lying dog-faced pony soldier!
That damn Donald, never missing a pitch
Still not in Barack's league at never missing pitches. Just sayin.
Unless it’s “Dr.” Fauci on the mound
He can't keep getting away with it.
I’m brown and I thought it was funny
THESE MEMES ARE TOP KEK! u/WallBot LUDICROUS BRICKS FOR ALL!
LUDICROUS SPEED?!** THAT'S LUDICROUS! SOMEONE GET THIS BATSHIT INSANE PATRIOT 24 BRICKS!!!
why, you ask? BECAUSE THIS PATRIOT WILL USE THEM TO SOFTEN THEIR FASTER-THAN-LIGHT CRASH LANDING at the U.S./MEXICO BORDER!!!!!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 169039 BRICKS HANDED OUT!
We are at 23.80830985915% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!
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currently shaking
Literally? Cause that's the worst kind.
DRBATTERVSGCOWBOYGEOTUS
I'm a lurker. But this is too funny to not comment.
Jussy Smoliay that French actor
Were not a democracy commie scum, were a republic!!!
Still a better love story than Twilight.
But did he grab you by the pussy!?
Same here except he grabbed my pussy too!
He wasn’t wearing a MASK either! He was trying to infect me with the China virus!
🤣🤣 send this meme to CNN.....bet you anything they run with it!
Imagine explaining this picture and title to someone in 2015 LMAO
Home run too
"Don't let me see you checking your mail after sundown. "
damn dude that is fucked up
FAKE NEWS!
What a great time to be alive!
Nice shitpost.
Funny - but you should have left out the part about any possibility that my President would say the N-word! UNNECESSARY and not GERMANE for your joke about mail-in voting!!! 😠
"It was real in my mind. It still is!"
who told everyone my weekend plans
Yo, when I woke up my mail box was replaced with a trump 2020 sign. Wtf?
He put $1700 in my mailbox. What did you do to piss him off?
Literally shaking
Reeeeeee? what else can one say?
Fuck and he didn't call me to help out. Shit is slipping around here.....
Not a fan..surry.
Although the greatest president in history looks amazing...great pic.
leftists should not be allowed to vote! Their very existence is the antithesis to what America is
"nOicE mALebAwx" (aka - "tranny uterus")
ABORTIONFORGUYS
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
This is clearly false and doctored. No piece of shit, woke, radical liberal would live a house that nice.