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WhiskeyAndCoffee 6 points ago +6 / -0

He really likes the small white envelopes

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TillaMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

As long as he's been cooped up in the basement? You know they're bringing him boxes of hair and panties.

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Sixty2ndAssassin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh fucking top kek right here.

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Nikore 4 points ago +4 / -0

Have you seen him sniff? He's always sniffing.

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lifeisahologram 3 points ago +3 / -0

damn boi, the top of dat postal bin is thiccc

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techied 3 points ago +3 / -0

THESE MEMES ARE TOP KEK! u/WallBot LUDICROUS BRICKS FOR ALL!

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WallBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

LUDICROUS SPEED?!** THAT'S LUDICROUS! SOMEONE GET THIS BATSHIT INSANE PATRIOT 24 BRICKS!!!

why, you ask? BECAUSE THIS PATRIOT WILL USE THEM TO SOFTEN THEIR FASTER-THAN-LIGHT CRASH LANDING at the U.S./MEXICO BORDER!!!!!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 169087 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.81507042254% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

(contact my owner | how to call me)

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mykillk 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's got that new electronics smell

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CharethCutestory 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why not both?

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IDGAF-DT2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

He is keeping an eye out for those mail box thieves...

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nothingberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dang. It no longer has that new kid smell

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orcwordlaugh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Plenty of dog urine to keep him busy until after November.

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RockFlagEagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet Quid Pro Creepy Sleepy Joe’s hands and nose have scheduled “Collection Times.”

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 0 points ago +4 / -4

He's gonna hide inside the mailbox and sniff all of your packages.