Biden's successes result in governmental quagmire and the destruction of freedom.

Trump's mistakes result in having banged some of the most supremely hot women I've ever seen, having kids with some of them but everyone's a mature adult and the family all seems to get along without any drama, and preserving and improving an America that's coming back stronger from some of the worst ruin it's ever seen from previous decades of subversion from within.

Yeah, with THAT kind of record, I'll take a Trump who makes his special brand of "mistakes" than a Biden who succeeds non stop.