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slaphappy2 99 points ago +104 / -5

I order EVERY pede on this site - HENCEFORTH - to only refer to Bezos as child-rapist Bezos, under pain of expulsion.

Is that clear ?

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Knight1_of_Sunset 43 points ago +44 / -1

Crystal clear. I'll go first:

Child-Rapist Bezos!

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slaphappy2 22 points ago +23 / -1

Marked off as completed required declaration. Well-executed.

Where are the rest of you ?! MOVE IT !!!

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Mr_Beanths 15 points ago +16 / -1

Raper of children, Jeffery Bezos.

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chelthing 7 points ago +8 / -1

Bezos is a Child Rapist...

...like Bill Clinton.

INFOWARS.COM

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namechangearoo 3 points ago +4 / -1

I have heard rumors that Jeff be is is a child rapist like joe Biden so this name seems appropriate.

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KColl123 9 points ago +10 / -1

Sir, yes Sir.

Child-Rapist Bezos must go down!

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slaphappy2 4 points ago +5 / -1

Now practice your drum rolls on his bald head. Take two entrenching tools and begin !

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KColl123 4 points ago +5 / -1

I've got a shovel and a pick!

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drachennwolf 7 points ago +8 / -1

You don't get to tell me what to do.

BEZOS THE PEDO

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magnifiscent 5 points ago +5 / -0

You're not my supervisor!

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slaphappy2 3 points ago +4 / -1

No slut-shaming me please !

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sub-collector 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you just call me fat?!

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slaphappy2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Listen fat - tell Tara Reade I got three fingers for her right here. My index finger is running with two bad dudes.

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BigMikesIke 20 points ago +20 / -0

ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE

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Thistriggersthelibs 4 points ago +4 / -0

They deserve to be compost for even associating themselves with a great name like Washington

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snuggs316 38 points ago +39 / -1

go read this morning's front page on breitbart. there's an article re: celebrities using his brother's death against him on twatter. these people are beyond vile.

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spezisacuckold 19 points ago +19 / -0

Andrew Breitbart was a modern day Paul Revere.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's a lot of things he said that should live on forever, but one of the most important was "politics is downstream from culture". It's a short and sweet clarifying statement that everyone should understand.

I only wish I had been redpilled at the time of his prominence and before his death.

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Knight1_of_Sunset 12 points ago +12 / -0

Why can't we have normal celebrities, who can sing very well and are pleasant people to be around like Trump. I can do well without screaming harpies like Swift and Parry (what happened to those two anyway? They were fine back then...)

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ILearnedToCode 17 points ago +17 / -0

Because most of them are on tape fucking kids

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thisguy883 9 points ago +9 / -0

Kid Rock explained swift very well when he said the only reason she jumped off the deep end and now supports lefty bullshit, is simply because she wanted to be in movies.

She got her wish.

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FireannDireach 4 points ago +4 / -0

Perry is busy having Legolas' kid right now.

I don't pay attention to Swift.

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slaphappy2 11 points ago +11 / -0

I just looked at it. Is that supposed to be some "black James Bond" ? WTF ?

You'd have to pay me $1000 in advance to sit through some "serious" woke James Bond with a PC diverse, inclusive cast and script.

I expected the usual C-list losers to mock this death - but honestly, most of the A-list were intelligent enough to contain themselves, knowing it would look bad.

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JohnMcCainsTumors 23 points ago +23 / -0

LION TED LURKS HERE!

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RaginJake379 16 points ago +16 / -0

There's no propaganda, or satire at this point. The Left is evil.

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Mrsattorney 14 points ago +14 / -0

As I recall, fake news CNN also took a swipe at POTUS by saying he made a quick unplanned trip to visit his brother on the way to his golf course at Bedminster. It was really obnoxious.

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tombombadil 13 points ago +13 / -0

These fucking people... His residency is at a golf course.

I have a pool in my backyard. By CNN’s logic, I sleep at a pool every night.

Also wtf is it with them and Republican presidents golfing? They did this same shit with Bush. It’s the cheapest line of attack ever: “There are problems in the world. WHY IS THE PRESIDENT GETTING FRESH AIR AND EXERCISE???”

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FireannDireach 4 points ago +4 / -0

Obama spent more time on the golf course than Trump has.

Presidents golf. Golf is where men make deals. It's exercise, it's easier for the Secret Service to protect them on golf courses, and the whole thing is bullshit anyway - the President is required, by his medical team and the Surgeon General, to take regular vacations and get as much exercise as possible. Bush Jr. and Reagan preferred their ranches, but every other President in modern times golfed.

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tombombadil 3 points ago +3 / -0

True but I am pretty sure Bill Clinton’s exercise routine was dicking bimbos, using their vagina as a humidor for his afternoon cigars, and then going for quick jogs to McDonalds and back.

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sub-collector 3 points ago +3 / -0

people

*ghouls

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thisguy883 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have no problem with Trump golfing. The dude is being attacked nonstop. He deserves a little R&R to clear his mind.

I'm sure if I was President, the left would have a field day talking about how I was playing a video game on a late Sunday evening.

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Warboss_Squee 2 points ago +2 / -0

More to the point, he's a businessman. How many deals you think he made on the greens?

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Greatest_adventure 3 points ago +3 / -0

They do that to plant the seed that Trump is not like you or me. Part of their Identity pimping.

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DickTick 12 points ago +13 / -1

I told yall yesterday how fucked up that obituary was.... I knew it was going to be bad but that shit was so offensive it's not even funny....

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kd5ywa 2 points ago +3 / -1

Try to buy off newegg's ebay account. Their workers have a habit of swiping products and sending you empty boxes. Ebay allows paypal buyer protection.

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WellDoneWithKetchup 1 point ago +1 / -0

EBay has everything Amazon has for just as cheap & usually free shipping.

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its_three_oclock 4 points ago +5 / -1

God, you know, I like you Ted, I really do, but here’s what today’s Republicans can’t seem to wrap their tiny smooth brains around:

NOBODY CARES ABOUT THIS. AT ALL.

You want to win the election? Save your outrage for the Antifa freaks that are burning down our country and the monsters that call themselves “leaders” that are systematically draining every last ounce of purpose, vitality, and joy from our lives with these bullshit lockdowns. Save your outrage for Fauci and Kamala Harris and Biden who cackle while they tell us we all need to make sacrifices on their way to the parties and fundraisers they go to which are illegal according to their own rules. FFS. Yes, the media are liars and hypocrites. We know this already. Fucking fix the country.

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PizzaphilePodesta 4 points ago +4 / -0

maybe launch an audit of who at the compost is also on the CIA payroll?

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Sodium_miner 4 points ago +5 / -1

I stopped buying any products from child-rapist Bezos’ businesses a lot time ago. Just saying

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Dev404 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think the people of the MSM need to be dehumanized, treat them like the communist supporting scumbags they are.

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Pats5x 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's cool Ted, but I'll hang up and fucking listen until the "republican" majority in the fucking Senate actually does something to forward MAGA and thwart the Marxist March through the institutions...

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Kenrailae 3 points ago +3 / -0

child-rapist Bezos, order received

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ChuckCollet 3 points ago +3 / -0

"They're not human!"

"I know, they're newspapermen."

--His Girl Friday

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conservativefrank 2 points ago +2 / -0

One I read mentioned that Robert was "out of place" in the family because he was intelligent and well mannered.

The leftists are attacking Trump even when writing about his brother dying.

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conservativefrank 2 points ago +2 / -0

That headline does smear him. I was just providing another example.

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DonaldTrump45 2 points ago +2 / -0

So we should burn their HQ down.

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sub-collector 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then fucking do something about it.

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nomoreprinkles 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're as alien to humanity as you can get

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Aryn_Fatt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guess Robert wasnt "austere" enough.

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Warboss_Squee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn't fuck kids, so of course they hate him.

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3trees 1 point ago +1 / -0

jeff crediby accused child rapist bezos

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Slop 1 point ago +2 / -1

We have to do something already and bring these sites down. Whether it’s a really organized ddos for weeks on end or something more drastic. Something has to be done already because the politicians won’t help us.

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momspaghetti 2 points ago +2 / -0

in minecraft

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Slop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well if their developers are worth anything they're going to have a set up that makes destroying servers pointless. All you can really do is severe DDOS for weeks and make their site unusable.

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Smurfection 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Washington Post is just a propaganda wing of the Democrat Party. Journalism died at WaPo a long time ago.

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InBedWithAGoblin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Goblins

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AbsurdOpinion 1 point ago +1 / -0

Foxnews then goes on to give details of the lawsuit in an article talking about how shameful it is to be talking about the lawsuit when discussing the death of the President's own brother. There is no shame in media, they cannot allow any article to be written without stabbing at POTUS, even when it involves a family death.

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AbsurdOpinion 2 points ago +2 / -0

These people have no moral compass

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rudi_reifenstecher 1 point ago +2 / -1

is that supposed to make him a bad person or something?

your relatives can be shitty people who need to be sued

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DemsFuckKids 0 points ago +1 / -1

was he poisoned?