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slaphappy2 99 points ago +104 / -5

I order EVERY pede on this site - HENCEFORTH - to only refer to Bezos as child-rapist Bezos, under pain of expulsion.

Is that clear ?

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Knight1_of_Sunset 43 points ago +44 / -1

Crystal clear. I'll go first:

Child-Rapist Bezos!

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slaphappy2 22 points ago +23 / -1

Marked off as completed required declaration. Well-executed.

Where are the rest of you ?! MOVE IT !!!

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Mr_Beanths 15 points ago +16 / -1

Raper of children, Jeffery Bezos.

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chelthing 7 points ago +8 / -1

Bezos is a Child Rapist...

...like Bill Clinton.

INFOWARS.COM

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namechangearoo 3 points ago +4 / -1

I have heard rumors that Jeff be is is a child rapist like joe Biden so this name seems appropriate.

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KColl123 9 points ago +10 / -1

Sir, yes Sir.

Child-Rapist Bezos must go down!

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slaphappy2 4 points ago +5 / -1

Now practice your drum rolls on his bald head. Take two entrenching tools and begin !

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KColl123 4 points ago +5 / -1

I've got a shovel and a pick!

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deleted 8 points ago +9 / -1
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drachennwolf 7 points ago +8 / -1

You don't get to tell me what to do.

BEZOS THE PEDO

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magnifiscent 5 points ago +5 / -0

You're not my supervisor!

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slaphappy2 3 points ago +4 / -1

No slut-shaming me please !

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sub-collector 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you just call me fat?!

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slaphappy2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Listen fat - tell Tara Reade I got three fingers for her right here. My index finger is running with two bad dudes.