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Julius_Severus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Opening and resealing the ballots would be complicated

The tactic would be to go to an area that votes heavily in one party's favor and destroy all the ballots

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ArmyLady 8 points ago +9 / -1

There is a post about R or D printed on the ballot envelope.

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BigMikesIke 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or what if you just poured kool-aid or started a fire in those things. Wouldn't put it past leftists to attack conservative areas

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Lambin8tor 6 points ago +6 / -0

I expect that in conservative areas the lefties will just squirt fuel into the boxes and then throw a lit cigarette in.

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Imzadi 2 points ago +2 / -0

A fire needs oxygen too. The fire would be smothered unless they use something like thermite that is self oxygenating.

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SquatchNDenver 5 points ago +5 / -0

all of the "Arrow" keys that open the boxes in a zone are the same. You sign out for the one you get in the morning and turn it back in at end of shift. Not working for them anymore...might have been best thing to happen to me for a LONG time.

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tomthung 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not that hard, contract trucking companies [NON-POSTAL EMPLOYEES] transport all the mail there are thousands of holes in that arrangement. I was there.

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Imzadi 2 points ago +2 / -0

The postal union supports Biden. They have the keys.

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DontTouchMyGuns 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't even need to go that far. Just pour an accelerant down the box and ignite. Election is now compromised. Done deal.

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ohwell316 1 point ago +1 / -0

You would need a lot of locksmiths to make an impact. Figure 2 minutes a box to open, destroy and relock. Just remember to vote yourself.

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TD_NeverComeDownmp3 3 points ago +3 / -0

In my city all the boxes use the same key. Postal employees who lose that key can be fired and charged.

So no, you wouldn't need a lot of locksmiths you just need 1 rogue postal employee.

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SocialJudgmntWarrior [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, but if they can cut the catalytic converter off your car, at night, while your sleeping, then they can get into those mailboxes. Even if they have to bust them open with a crowbar. They could deposit the stolen ballots at another location. I should shut up before I give them anymore ideas.

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SavingPrivateGrace 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or, you could just throw in a match and burn everything in there like they do when they burn, loot and murder protest.

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MidwestNorsk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mailbox fires popping up mysteriously in red neighborhoods....

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RedTie45 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stupidly easy to open these.

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trumpcard7 1 point ago +1 / -0

Conservatives don't do this stuff but I think if they did voter laws would change overnight. The dems rely on cheating but if we started cheating too it would destroy their system.

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4more 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wouldn’t it be easier to just soak the ballots? They dump a 2L big red in there and all the Mail is stuck together. A whole bunch of spoiled ballots. No fires no lock picking.

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f_u_reddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is like the suggestions to Firebomb all urban Post Offices as they won't be able to afford to rebuild. Its a major felony and a dangerous thought path to walk down.

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monk_of_trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

As an amateur lockpick, most likely yes. Most locks suck balls.

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MODEL101 0 points ago +1 / -1

We know they are going to cheat, I'm on board with just cheating better. Why not? We know we can do a better job, we do everything better.