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ZeroDeltaTango 3 points ago +4 / -1

"As long as he could make it off the stage under his own power"

This man is so gifted at painting the perfect word picture

Can't you just see the CP (Creepy Pedotraitor; also stands for cheese pizza, a/k/a child porn; pretty damn appropriate) struggling and drooling and trying to creep off the stage, an aide under each arm to guide him away from any little girls nearby?