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TrumpTrain 32 points ago +33 / -1

I don’t care if it’s Michael Jackson, I’d never go to this event

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 29 points ago +34 / -5

Did you hear about his new hologram concert? He looks, sings, and dances just like Michael, and for an extra 50 bucks you can go in the back and watch him try to ghost fuck your kid. -Daniel Tosh

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montanapede 13 points ago +13 / -0

I don't think so either. But what a messed up world when so many others are.

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BeefyBelisarius 22 points ago +22 / -0

When in doubt, just do the opposite of what the MSM says is correct.

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cusp-of-carabelli 3 points ago +3 / -0

Billie Jean was his best song. Reminds me of the Dave Chappelle skit where he's on the stand defending Michael Jackson...his defense is: "He made Thriller..."

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Cyer6 8 points ago +8 / -0

What if it was for Trump?

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TrumpTrain 5 points ago +5 / -0

You’ve just got to hit me with the tough questions don’t you...

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VinlandThistle 3 points ago +3 / -0

I feel like the fact that Trump isn't the sort of guy to tell us to get into sheep pens is part of why we like him so much. He shows us respect.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +1 / -1

He's not that kind of guy

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Cyer6 0 points ago +1 / -1

The question still remains. What if it was for Trump and the venue made you sit in cattle pens? I think a lot of us would???