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uberswank99 47 points ago +47 / -0

We took a picture of some dipshit wearing a mask in the ocean. Then we took another of someone else. Then we stopped because we sadly realized it wasnt unique.

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ShiffsDeadHooker 19 points ago +19 / -0

I went into the ocean in August on a beach at Block Island, which is just off Rhode Island (so south of the Boston area by 60 miles or so) and HOLY SHIT was the water cold. I don't see how people can swim in the ocean there in New England.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 11 points ago +11 / -0

Come up to the Pacific Northwest, fren... if you don't get hypothermia within 3 minutes of swimming, you're not in the water.

(Even the rivers are still ice-cold, 100-degree-plus-weather be damned.)

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Gyrfalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Michigan, Lake Superior. So cold, dead bodies don't float.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's why there's great white sharks there

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geekesmind 1 point ago +1 / -0

Daddy shark DODODODODO.........

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CampinAndBam 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lived by the ocean in Maine for a year and you really only have 1 week where no wetsuit is even possible.

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