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Libertas_Vel_Mors 11 points ago +11 / -0

Come up to the Pacific Northwest, fren... if you don't get hypothermia within 3 minutes of swimming, you're not in the water.

(Even the rivers are still ice-cold, 100-degree-plus-weather be damned.)

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Gyrfalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Michigan, Lake Superior. So cold, dead bodies don't float.