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Beta Cuck Hunter Biden vs. Alpha Chad Barron Trump (media.patriots.win) 🌶️🌶️ SPICY🌶️🌶️
posted ago by muy_libre +3909 / -0
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ShmellyTunaMelt1 127 points ago +127 / -0

Where's Hunter?

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MaoHatesSparrows 101 points ago +101 / -0

Snorting his breakfast.

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muy_libre [S] 38 points ago +38 / -0

KEK

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bubadmt 32 points ago +32 / -0

C'mon man!

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crucialchicken 15 points ago +16 / -1

Knocking up strippers.

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Abovethefray 7 points ago +7 / -0

With Ruth... where is she, btw?

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The_Sentinel 5 points ago +5 / -0

That SOB is hiding in the sub-basement. ;-)

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muhlum24 68 points ago +68 / -0

Bruh Baron isn't really that tall is he??

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ChuckedBeef 101 points ago +101 / -0

He's about 6'6" or 6'7". Will probably be near 7 feet by the time he stops growing.

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Indianapede 49 points ago +49 / -0

Damn, alpha male gonna alpha!

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KAGMAGIC2020 48 points ago +48 / -0

A patriot can be alpha at any size! Manlet mma fighter checking in at 5'5 and will have to be careful not to break the trump button in the voting booth by not pressing so hard with excitement :P

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MemeWarBoot 20 points ago +20 / -0

Bet your shoulders are wide tho

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KAGMAGIC2020 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yessir

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Indianapede 9 points ago +9 / -0

I hear you. Checking in under 5’ 10”

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FutureMan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Size doesn't matter?

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sunwolf87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most women would disagree, despite them saying that size doesn't matter.

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FutureMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

In that sense, size does absolutely matter, just like height.

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omegapede 28 points ago +28 / -0

5'19"

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NvJohansson 15 points ago +15 / -0

I hope he stops growing, I'm 6 ft 5 and it's already a bitch. Banging your head on the bar in a Subway or in the bus when you're a kid, trying to get comfortable in your friend's car when your heads touching the roof. Trying to find pants that fit, or shoes off the rack. At least like the basketball players he'll have the money to pay for the accommodations of his height like an extra long bed etc. But when you're away from home in a Resort or fishing lodge, it's still a pain in the ass.

Ps. Fuck hospital corners on bed sheets.

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mugatucrazypills 10 points ago +10 / -0

Your phone comes preloaded with Tinder whor*s when you're that height.

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 10 points ago +10 / -0

[‘God wills it’ in Latin]

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dee-yous wul-tey

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DArtist51 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or first base player. Although he wouldn't be in MLB Cucks.

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Robert_oconnor 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's a fucking chad damn just like his dad

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HunterSthompson420 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chad’s are awesome 👏 I’m the original chad who inspired the meme who used to fart 💨 on Vox’s Ezra Klein’s face in high school ! You’re welcome may my awesomeness rub off on you. 😘😍😇

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muy_libre [S] 26 points ago +26 / -0

I may have exaggerated a little

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NormaJeanRocks 11 points ago +12 / -1

Until its proven he's not, fuck it hes '6 10 from now on.

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Deplora 4 points ago +4 / -0

need to fix typo

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NormaJeanRocks 5 points ago +5 / -0

My pede

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Deplora 4 points ago +4 / -0

You'll probably have to edit it again tomorrow, at the rate he's growing!

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IAbsolutelyDare 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably Dinaric/Illyrian via momma Melania.

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NvJohansson 4 points ago +4 / -0

👍

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cuntnugget 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Vikings weren't that tall.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 2 points ago +2 / -0

Due to nutrition, probably.

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Afeazo 12 points ago +12 / -0

Melania is currently raising Barron to grow to be 60 feet tall and he is going to stop the deep state by squashing them with his size 85 shoe.

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TheMAGAnificent 10 points ago +10 / -0

Time travelling stretches the vertabrae.

Btw, why is there no mention of his time travelling ability?? Fake diagram! Fake News!!

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dougwiser 5 points ago +5 / -0

my teenage sons did the same thing a whole head up tallern me and I'm 6-2

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DarkBerry 45 points ago +45 / -0

Barron "Chad Thundercock" Trump - 0 fucks given since 2016.

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undefined 25 points ago +25 / -0

OP forgot the most important attribute

is literally the expert

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GodKingHarambe 12 points ago +12 / -0

Expert in the Cyber

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The_RedWolf 14 points ago +14 / -0

Melania mentioned while he shares some personality traits like his love of golf, suits and “power talks” he’s more introverted, calm and cares less about extravagance at least compared to his father.

He’s probably going to be that quiet executive who doesn’t say much but when he does his words carry the weight of Osmium

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MAGABrick 9 points ago +9 / -0

He's the future president after Jr. and maybe Eric.

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MAGABrick 4 points ago +4 / -0

He’s just too young yet, need to keep some Trumps in office.

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AmericanJawa 5 points ago +5 / -0

You can't fake good kids.

--Mike Pence

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NYCforTrump 29 points ago +29 / -0

If Trump's son was a crack addict OR got a DC stripper pregnant (confirmed by DNA test) and dodged paying any child support it would be 24/7 news. Hunter Biden is trash.

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leo-bulero 8 points ago +8 / -0

For real though how is it not a bigger story? Why does someone with that much money decide to smoke crack? For fuck's sake Hunter at least maintain a modicum of respect and just use regular cocaine.

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AmericanJawa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because Democrat kids are off-limits.

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Abovethefray 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trashy family. Been leeching off taxpayers illegally for decades... and his wife is a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor.

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KillSkippy 18 points ago +18 / -0

Alpha Barron ain't gonna steal your girl. He's going to protect your family's freedom.

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CantStumpTrump 16 points ago +16 / -0

How tall is Barron?

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MaoHatesSparrows 48 points ago +48 / -0

The son of the God Emperor is as tall as necessary.

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chuckachookah 6 points ago +7 / -1

He just got 10 feet higher.

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Deplora 5 points ago +5 / -0

He can't be measured accurately because he's growing too fast.

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philandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know those lines parents use on a wall? Barron's go vertical.

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DarkBerry 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hunter is on the hunt... FOR GUNT!

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SauronWasFramed 2 points ago +3 / -1

Women’s breasts. I had to look it up too.

And I’m native

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PremiumPatriotPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

The expert!

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Yura_Simpson 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Biden's sure don't discriminate when it comes to sniffing. Hunter was discharged from the military for being a LITERAL COKE FIEND hahaha

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Abovethefray 2 points ago +2 / -0

Show some respect, he was in for two weeks or something.... he is a veteran!

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techied 6 points ago +6 / -0

u/WallBot GET DOUBLE BRICKS FOR OP!

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WallBot 9 points ago +9 / -0

HOLY FUCK! THAT'S DOUBLE BRICKS! GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK IN EACH HAND!

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 169373 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

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muy_libre [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks!

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WallBot 4 points ago +4 / -0

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We are at 23.85549295775% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

(contact my owner | how to call me)

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Shitposter69 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's back bitches!!!!!

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WallBot 4 points ago +4 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 169375 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.85563380282% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

(contact my owner | how to call me)

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yo what's the commands for the bot?

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techied 4 points ago +4 / -0

Check the "How to call me" link in Wallbot message

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shadypollster 6 points ago +6 / -0

What are they feeding this child. Soon you will only be able to see some clouds with legs protruding from them!

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DeclineOfDeath 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's unbelievable how tall Barron is. Taller than his father.

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hereforthewinning 5 points ago +5 / -0

kitchen staff fear him

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trumptrainct2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm dying laughing over here!!!

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StabbingRobotRoberto 4 points ago +4 / -0

EXPERT
X
P
E
R
T

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Gotrek 1 point ago +1 / -0

EXPERT

Xylophone

Professional

Extremely

Radical

Talent

EDIT: I fucked up. Reason no table mastery skills.
Re-EDIT: Tables Mastered, level achieved

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Mrsattorney 4 points ago +4 / -0

Could have included Hunter's apparent fetish for getting pegged by hookers with dildos.

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Clavis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do you think Barron knows that he trends on this site every once in a while?

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GuerillaYourDreams 3 points ago +3 / -0

I sure hope he does!

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Tenspot20 3 points ago +3 / -0

For his Birthday later this year Barron is going to ask his Dad if he can legally change his middle name to "Von".

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GretaCornburg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hunter looks like a fuckin junky

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Choppermagic 3 points ago +3 / -0

White House is going to need to raise the ceiling heights for Barron in a few years when he gets elected

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BurnerAcct42069 3 points ago +3 / -0

Would be funnier if it was 'pegged by his brothers widow' instead of his wife

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Undo1913 3 points ago +3 / -0

Starts his day off with a soy latte & gets pegged by wife lolol

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BaronFalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

any proof he makes memes and posts here?

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Racerx719 2 points ago +2 / -0

Time traveler. Don’t forget that

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FutureMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel bad for Barron, because his body is being deformed by all the xenoestrogens in the water, but I still LOL'd at "only time hunter has sex is when pegged by the wifey"

HAHAH

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Kunkussion 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wouldnt be surprised if Barron grows a beard that makes his brother jealous

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BoogalooBoy92 2 points ago +2 / -0

Master of the cyber

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axrevolutionai 2 points ago +2 / -0

Totally inaccurate, Barron is 50 ft tall. When they went to Japan, he was taller than the life size Gundam statue

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Ed_Ward 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does Barron Trump actually post memes?

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Rucktoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just did some napkin math. By the time he becomes Emperor of the Universe he will be 25 feet tall.

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geocitiesuser 2 points ago +3 / -1

Just being real, if Barron Trump really is a redditor and TD.Win user, it would explain a LOT about what's been going on. In terms of this site and reddit and the little power struggle that we ultimately somehow won.

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geocitiesuser 3 points ago +3 / -0

Would also explain how fitton (and even Trump himself) ended up on the subreddit,

AND it would help explain the some what magical rise of power of this offshoot website.

It might be grassroots, but it also might be grassroots with blessings from above.

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FutureMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

It has, however, been established that androgens influence the GH axis only after aromatization into estrogens (Veldhuis et al., 1997). Thus, estradiol is probably the principal hormone stimulating the pubertal growth spurt in boys as well as girls.

https://academic.oup.com/humupd/article/12/4/341/2182504

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BaronFalcon 1 point ago +2 / -1

nothin, shorty

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david_foster_walrus 2 points ago +2 / -0

:'( :'( :'(

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Gotrek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Be proud of who you are no matter your size. That makes you taller then anyone.

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david_foster_walrus 1 point ago +1 / -0

:D :D :D

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 2 points ago +3 / -1

Who made this meme? Barron? He's not 6'10 at 14, is he?

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MAGABrick 9 points ago +9 / -0

Pol was talking about this pic, next to Donald he has to be at least 6'6" right now.

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OrenthalJamesObama 6 points ago +6 / -0

He will be, he will be...

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Kek_Johnson 4 points ago +4 / -0

When he goes hiking Bigfoot hunters get confused as to why Bigfoot leaves New Balance tracks.

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chuckachookah 3 points ago +4 / -1

No. He's a solid 3" (maybe even 4") inches taller than GEOTUS who is 6'3".

So, at 14, he's 6'6" or 6'7".

I think it's safe to say that, when he leaves the White House in another four year (ZING!), he could easily be 6'8" to 6'10".

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susiecadwalader 2 points ago +2 / -0

In the video where they walk from the chopper to the plane, he places himself behind his father and mother at the bottom of the steps to the plane and briefly touches his father's back. 15 friggin years old and he has already become protective of his parents.

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digitalh3rmit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Alzheimer Beta Cuck Joe Biden vs Alpha Bad-Ass Chad Donald Trump.

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AmericanJawa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, seriously? That kid's nearly 7 feet tall?

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was standing next to his dad yesterday and it looks like he must be about 6’8” compared to Donald Trump at 6’4”.

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GuerillaYourDreams 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn if he did not look like he was 6 foot 10 yesterday!!