A patriot can be alpha at any size! Manlet mma fighter checking in at 5'5 and will have to be careful not to break the trump button in the voting booth by not pressing so hard with excitement :P
I hope he stops growing, I'm 6 ft 5 and it's already a bitch. Banging your head on the bar in a Subway or in the bus when you're a kid, trying to get comfortable in your friend's car when your heads touching the roof. Trying to find pants that fit, or shoes off the rack. At least like the basketball players he'll have the money to pay for the accommodations of his height like an extra long bed etc. But when you're away from home in a Resort or fishing lodge, it's still a pain in the ass.
Chad’s are awesome 👏 I’m the original chad who inspired the meme who used to fart 💨 on Vox’s Ezra Klein’s face in high school ! You’re welcome may my awesomeness rub off on you. 😘😍😇
Melania mentioned while he shares some personality traits like his love of golf, suits and “power talks” he’s more introverted, calm and cares less about extravagance at least compared to his father.
He’s probably going to be that quiet executive who doesn’t say much but when he does his words carry the weight of Osmium
If Trump's son was a crack addict OR got a DC stripper pregnant (confirmed by DNA test) and dodged paying any child support it would be 24/7 news. Hunter Biden is trash.
For real though how is it not a bigger story? Why does someone with that much money decide to smoke crack? For fuck's sake Hunter at least maintain a modicum of respect and just use regular cocaine.
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I feel bad for Barron, because his body is being deformed by all the xenoestrogens in the water, but I still LOL'd at "only time hunter has sex is when pegged by the wifey"
Just being real, if Barron Trump really is a redditor and TD.Win user, it would explain a LOT about what's been going on. In terms of this site and reddit and the little power struggle that we ultimately somehow won.
It has, however, been established that androgens influence the GH axis only after aromatization into estrogens (Veldhuis et al., 1997). Thus, estradiol is probably the principal hormone stimulating the pubertal growth spurt in boys as well as girls.
In the video where they walk from the chopper to the plane, he places himself behind his father and mother at the bottom of the steps to the plane and briefly touches his father's back. 15 friggin years old and he has already become protective of his parents.
Where's Hunter?
Snorting his breakfast.
KEK
C'mon man!
Knocking up strippers.
With Ruth... where is she, btw?
That SOB is hiding in the sub-basement. ;-)
Bruh Baron isn't really that tall is he??
He's about 6'6" or 6'7". Will probably be near 7 feet by the time he stops growing.
Damn, alpha male gonna alpha!
A patriot can be alpha at any size! Manlet mma fighter checking in at 5'5 and will have to be careful not to break the trump button in the voting booth by not pressing so hard with excitement :P
Bet your shoulders are wide tho
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I hear you. Checking in under 5’ 10”
Size doesn't matter?
Most women would disagree, despite them saying that size doesn't matter.
In that sense, size does absolutely matter, just like height.
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I hope he stops growing, I'm 6 ft 5 and it's already a bitch. Banging your head on the bar in a Subway or in the bus when you're a kid, trying to get comfortable in your friend's car when your heads touching the roof. Trying to find pants that fit, or shoes off the rack. At least like the basketball players he'll have the money to pay for the accommodations of his height like an extra long bed etc. But when you're away from home in a Resort or fishing lodge, it's still a pain in the ass.
Ps. Fuck hospital corners on bed sheets.
Your phone comes preloaded with Tinder whor*s when you're that height.
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Dee-yous wul-tey
Or first base player. Although he wouldn't be in MLB Cucks.
He's a fucking chad damn just like his dad
Chad’s are awesome 👏 I’m the original chad who inspired the meme who used to fart 💨 on Vox’s Ezra Klein’s face in high school ! You’re welcome may my awesomeness rub off on you. 😘😍😇
I may have exaggerated a little
Until its proven he's not, fuck it hes '6 10 from now on.
need to fix typo
My pede
You'll probably have to edit it again tomorrow, at the rate he's growing!
Probably Dinaric/Illyrian via momma Melania.
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The Vikings weren't that tall.
Due to nutrition, probably.
Melania is currently raising Barron to grow to be 60 feet tall and he is going to stop the deep state by squashing them with his size 85 shoe.
Time travelling stretches the vertabrae.
Btw, why is there no mention of his time travelling ability?? Fake diagram! Fake News!!
my teenage sons did the same thing a whole head up tallern me and I'm 6-2
Barron "Chad Thundercock" Trump - 0 fucks given since 2016.
OP forgot the most important attribute
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Melania mentioned while he shares some personality traits like his love of golf, suits and “power talks” he’s more introverted, calm and cares less about extravagance at least compared to his father.
He’s probably going to be that quiet executive who doesn’t say much but when he does his words carry the weight of Osmium
He's the future president after Jr. and maybe Eric.
He’s just too young yet, need to keep some Trumps in office.
--Mike Pence
If Trump's son was a crack addict OR got a DC stripper pregnant (confirmed by DNA test) and dodged paying any child support it would be 24/7 news. Hunter Biden is trash.
For real though how is it not a bigger story? Why does someone with that much money decide to smoke crack? For fuck's sake Hunter at least maintain a modicum of respect and just use regular cocaine.
Because Democrat kids are off-limits.
Trashy family. Been leeching off taxpayers illegally for decades... and his wife is a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor.
Alpha Barron ain't gonna steal your girl. He's going to protect your family's freedom.
How tall is Barron?
The son of the God Emperor is as tall as necessary.
He just got 10 feet higher.
He can't be measured accurately because he's growing too fast.
You know those lines parents use on a wall? Barron's go vertical.
Hunter is on the hunt... FOR GUNT!
Women’s breasts. I had to look it up too.
And I’m native
The expert!
The Biden's sure don't discriminate when it comes to sniffing. Hunter was discharged from the military for being a LITERAL COKE FIEND hahaha
Show some respect, he was in for two weeks or something.... he is a veteran!
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What are they feeding this child. Soon you will only be able to see some clouds with legs protruding from them!
It's unbelievable how tall Barron is. Taller than his father.
kitchen staff fear him
I'm dying laughing over here!!!
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Could have included Hunter's apparent fetish for getting pegged by hookers with dildos.
Do you think Barron knows that he trends on this site every once in a while?
I sure hope he does!
For his Birthday later this year Barron is going to ask his Dad if he can legally change his middle name to "Von".
Hunter looks like a fuckin junky
White House is going to need to raise the ceiling heights for Barron in a few years when he gets elected
Would be funnier if it was 'pegged by his brothers widow' instead of his wife
Starts his day off with a soy latte & gets pegged by wife lolol
any proof he makes memes and posts here?
Time traveler. Don’t forget that
I feel bad for Barron, because his body is being deformed by all the xenoestrogens in the water, but I still LOL'd at "only time hunter has sex is when pegged by the wifey"
HAHAH
Wouldnt be surprised if Barron grows a beard that makes his brother jealous
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Totally inaccurate, Barron is 50 ft tall. When they went to Japan, he was taller than the life size Gundam statue
Does Barron Trump actually post memes?
Just did some napkin math. By the time he becomes Emperor of the Universe he will be 25 feet tall.
Just being real, if Barron Trump really is a redditor and TD.Win user, it would explain a LOT about what's been going on. In terms of this site and reddit and the little power struggle that we ultimately somehow won.
Would also explain how fitton (and even Trump himself) ended up on the subreddit,
AND it would help explain the some what magical rise of power of this offshoot website.
It might be grassroots, but it also might be grassroots with blessings from above.
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nothin, shorty
:'( :'( :'(
Be proud of who you are no matter your size. That makes you taller then anyone.
:D :D :D
Who made this meme? Barron? He's not 6'10 at 14, is he?
Pol was talking about this pic, next to Donald he has to be at least 6'6" right now.
He will be, he will be...
When he goes hiking Bigfoot hunters get confused as to why Bigfoot leaves New Balance tracks.
No. He's a solid 3" (maybe even 4") inches taller than GEOTUS who is 6'3".
So, at 14, he's 6'6" or 6'7".
I think it's safe to say that, when he leaves the White House in another four year (ZING!), he could easily be 6'8" to 6'10".
In the video where they walk from the chopper to the plane, he places himself behind his father and mother at the bottom of the steps to the plane and briefly touches his father's back. 15 friggin years old and he has already become protective of his parents.
Alzheimer Beta Cuck Joe Biden vs Alpha Bad-Ass Chad Donald Trump.
Wait, seriously? That kid's nearly 7 feet tall?
He was standing next to his dad yesterday and it looks like he must be about 6’8” compared to Donald Trump at 6’4”.
Damn if he did not look like he was 6 foot 10 yesterday!!