NOT PHOTOSHOP: This ACTUALLY how Cardi B looks like in the real world
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What the shit is a cardi b?
Oh, just another rapist!
Not just any rapist, but the worst kind. She drugs and robs people before she rapes them, then brags about it. MSM apparently completely overlooks this and let’s her do an interview of Biden
She's clearly just fighting the patriarchy!!! /s
Not just rapes them but allegedly had her tranny friend rape men.
Dollar Store Nikki Minaj
fitting that you said "nikki minaj", "come", and "dumpster" in the same sentence
username checks out!
You missed “behind” too
Crackhead garage sale.
you spelt dumpster fire wrong
Some whore with a wet ass pussy, training your daughters to be whores.
This is her music http://genius.com/Cardi-b-wap-lyrics?espv=1
Retarded Shakespeare
I vastly prefer this version
https://youtu.be/jWsx2iqO1ks
obviously an off-brand version of cardi a
Reminds me of the two Mexican firefighters.... Jose and Josb
This is the best 🤣
The odor you get after working out
This is true. And why I despise makeup. Show me who you really are, otherwise you're fake to me.
They should atleast have to provide a before photo before you marry or have kids with them lol. I want to know what my kids will really look like.
tbh don't marry someone you haven't been with long enough to see without makeup.
Ya really, who the fuck marries some chick they haven’t even seen without makeup lol
Meet mom and decide. That’ll be her in 25 years. Seriously though, you don’t marry a person, you marry their whole effing family. Personality has a huge genetic component too, so who your kids will become actually supersedes how they’ll look. That’s why it’s good to really get to know somebody, and their family before reproducing. This from painful experience.
Amen....
porn stars enter the chat.
Seriously... I blame you men. You guys are so easily beguiled. Lol..any roastee can cover her face in inches of makeup and get a good guy.
It's true. Too many of us men make horrible decisions with the opposite sex and we've got no one to blame, but ourselves and those nails are beyond gross just like she is.
How she wipe with those? Bet she doesn’t. Ewww.
Ive always been a minimal make up guy. A little eye shadow and just pasty girls with the porcelain skin of a goth girl.
Pale skin is quite appealing.
Is that a dude? It looks like a terrorist.
Looks like a tranny with a decent boob job.
FTFY
I think that might be a perspective issue. Look at the shoulders in relation to the boobs
Even with makeup I think she looks like a tranny
Her soul is much uglier.
I thought indian
I thought Lori Lightfoot, lol!
That's not Cardi B, that's actually Kal Penn from Harold & Kumar.
Kal Penn's got some dece tiddies
It's rare that stars are actually beautiful. Most are plain average at best. Ingrid Bergman, Grace Kelly, Doris Day, Natalie Wood (adult) etc.. Undeniably some of the best actresses ever and flat out gorgeous. (don't throw Monroe at me, she was hot, but not that hot naturally)
i'd argue marilyn monroe wasn't wasn't even hot. she was just a whore at just the right time to be a pioneer of the public whoring industry.
She wasn't anything that special, but she certainly wasn't unattractive though her contemporaries for the most part were much prettier. I think the media's just been trying to tell us who's pretty and who's not for the last 80 years and it's been confusing men, but especially women who should be listening to guys, not their TV, magazines or girlfriends on what they're attracted to and want.
HAHAHAHA!!!! Are you serious!?!?!? This is Cardi B without 15 layers of caked on makeup and special FX!?!?!?!?
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH~~!!!!!!
That's frightening bro
Make up is a powerful drug.
Confirmed.
A FACS doctor has also been working on that.
Unrecognizable!
Look at the claws! She probably tried to pick a booger and plucked her brain out instead!
Ilhan Omar sister???
Just when I think rap couldn't get any more vapid and talentless, along comes Cardi B.
You mean rapping about how you are a whore and have a wet ass pussy isn't a sign of talent? How dare you!
Can see the used-up hooker in her eyes.
I happened across some slutty bump-n-grind porno-y "music" video of hers last year.
Later, when I learned she's considered a star, and all manner of adolescent girls obsess over her, I felt sick inside. Really???!!! It has come to that?
Apparently so.
And then, the other day when I heard Senile Joe the Lying Communist Idiot Puppet with the Breathtakingly Corrupt Son supposedly talked to this Cardi creature as part of his presidential campaign, as in, instead of knocked her on her ass for being so disgusting, I knew that the 2020 election is absolutely, truly, and literally America's last stand.
There's a lot of frustrated young girls who have never met a decent man or had decent sex before and idolize her, because she has what the media tells them they want. Youth is wasted on the young and young folks, boys and girls are especially stupid, but also pretty desperate these days for attention, love and intimacy.
Looks fake.
Well at least she doesn't need to worry about fans mobbing her in public since they won't be able to recognize her
Just a regular basic bitch.
Even with make up she's absolutely disgusting. I really don't understand how anyone can like that.
Did you see her in the Biden 'interview'? You can take one glance at her and feel how thick and caked on the make up is. That shit is gross. She looks to be made of cheap plastic from China.
How the fuck is that considered beauty? Our society is so degenerate, it's embarrassing.
Wow, I knew she wore a lot of makeup but dayum! She looks like a gremlin!
I think I bought a gyro from her.
No wonder Biden looked confused when they talked. He thought he was in a Dunkin Donuts!
Rashida Tlaib got some tiddies...
Seems even rich AF joggers can't buy decent bras.
Post what you will. Brother Offset put a ring on it and turned her into a house wife. Tonight for dinner, Cardi B is going to zap a Chicken Pot Pie in the microwave.
I feel like I'm going to get an std just by looking at her.
Fits right in with Lightfoot and De Blasio's daughter.
If u look hard enough it looks like Cc sabathia
Looking at those fingernails you know she got a nazty azz!
Ugly Skank Ho ....
WOOF! Cardi Hepatitis B!
What a surprise, outside of big ol’ fake tits that you can find on any random bimbo, there’s nothing attractive about her. Who could have ever guessed?
Seriously, how did she get famous? There are many that are far better than her but not even half as well known.
I thought she was holding a banana and this was going to be a Biden dementia joke
Is that Uncle Fester?
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I had no idea she was on FTWD
Bag it
That’s a double bagger fer sure
You need one in case hers falls off
That Muslim dude has some nice tits.
Yeah.... kick ass... Don't worry about it Scro... lots of tards have kick ass lives...
My ex-wife was a tard... she's a pilot now!!!
(first thing that wen't thru my head when seein this)
like what you like, but to me this thing is absolutely fucking disgusting
She looks like someone who would get stoned to death in a peaceful nation.
I'm pretty sure I saw this chick in one of those Latina maid pornos where they pay her to clean the house naked and then they're cleaning cocks.