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IcculusBased9 49 points ago +49 / -0

REEEEEEEEEEE! 2 of every animal!

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Ben45 28 points ago +28 / -0

2 ANIMALS

2 SCOOPS

2 GENDERS

2 TERMS

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Lord_Nekro 9 points ago +10 / -1

Not to be pedantic here but it was 7 of every clean animal and 2 of the unclean animals. Just saying thats what the good book says in Genesis 7:2

https://biblehub.com/genesis/7-2.htm

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Frog_Anne 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plus, there was only one window, unlike this (and nearly every other) illustration. They did draw cute animals though, so...

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HolocoughSurvivor 0 points ago +1 / -1

I get it but... you are being pedantic by definition lol. A lot of context is lost. I think there are deeper subjects to be delved into in the Old Testament than the number of animals. Like for example, why did Noah’s son look at his wiener when he was sleeping? That kid was a mess lol. I bet he’s a direct line to Shapiro

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Lord_Nekro 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe I just believe precision to be paramount. We could also get into why Lot had sex with his daughters after escaping Sodom. Surely that behavior would have been cause for the raining sulfur

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HolocoughSurvivor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well he was sleeping when they did the deed but I always found they story a bit suspect myself tbh haha. I think the sulfur came down before that tho

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CelesteD 4 points ago +4 / -0

There should be like, 12636142541123142465 of every animal to represent every gender! (/s for those who need it)