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wakingmajority 28 points ago +28 / -0

My good friend Greta, she lurks here, told me that the breakout star of my viral video was my bellyfat. Which she has named "Fat."

Now I know who Joe Biden has been looking for. Fat. It has inspired me to do 45x3 pushups a day to honor our President and his 3 terms.

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MrsSilenceDogood 9 points ago +9 / -0

You are a rockstar man. Get this man a brick, a coat, whatever he wants to drink, and burrito and put it on my tab.

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Fullidat1 5 points ago +5 / -0

I literally upvote almost all of your posts. You are hilarious!!

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wakingmajority 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was hoping that you saw me. Because I would do it 10 times over, motherfucker. 😁

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Tardigrade 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cmon Fat!