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RockyMin 54 points ago +54 / -0

Is.. is that thing even human? It looks like some kind of large, deformed bird.

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ComradeSanders 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lizard in a human skin suit

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559throw 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dee Becomes Superintendent

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SnowflakeJuice 2 points ago +2 / -0

Props for having a can opener built into her schnoz. Swiss Army would be proud.

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White-tailed_Eagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

She looks like a character out of a Dr Seuss book.

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TEXinLA 41 points ago +41 / -0

That's a MAN, Baby!

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6079SmithW 13 points ago +13 / -0

More like parts from two men clumsily sewn together.

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TEXinLA 11 points ago +11 / -0

The expression on the guy holding the Dr. Seuss books is epic.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 12 points ago +12 / -0

No, it's a nose that grew legs and became sentient.

Dafuq are you people testing now out there now? Nuclear weapons wasn't enough?

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TEXinLA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seems like it escaped from Area 51...

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Mobilemech92 29 points ago +29 / -0

I really try to be nice. I dont consider myself the most attractive man to ever walk the face of this planet, and after all there is alot more to a person than just looks, but DAMN!!! look at that beak! Holy S!#T. I'm surprised that police haven't asked her to sniff out missing persons. I bet she could put a bloodhound to shame with that monstrosity...

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socal_maga 9 points ago +9 / -0

Official time of death, 3:12PM PST.

:')

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 21 points ago +21 / -0

The dreamy dude holding the book for xir looks totally disgusted.

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6079SmithW 7 points ago +7 / -0

Da fug?!

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AppRep 2 points ago +2 / -0

That dude is her husband.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 3 points ago +3 / -0

The look on his face tells me he might be having second thoughts if that’s the case.

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Sea_Still 20 points ago +20 / -0

When you're so ugly on the inside it shows on the outside

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AbsurdOpinion 5 points ago +5 / -0

That woman behind "it"... that look of abject horror

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Filo76 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would swear it was a man with just OP's picture. Now I'm not sure if it's a man or one of the most hideous women I have ever laid eyes on. Talk about losing the genetic lottery.

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tomkat2104 13 points ago +13 / -0

To quote the late great Don Rickles: "With that nose you're either a Jew or an eagle."

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mountnblade 11 points ago +11 / -0

Look at its nose. Wow

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DeetleMcsneedlestein 8 points ago +8 / -0

The nose knows.

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Dirk_Diggler 3 points ago +4 / -1

Beak.

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NonHunter311 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'd hate everything too if I was her.

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Dirk_Diggler 8 points ago +8 / -0

If you see any videos of this "thing" talking. It's a fucking special needs person. Someone who doesn't have theirnown shit together, in a governmental role in charge of children's learning process. The patients are literally running the asylum.

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IroWide 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's Big Bird!!

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Master_oYo 7 points ago +7 / -0

God...the nose on that "woman"

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DairyBoy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wait I thought Dr Seuss was racist?

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pqsusan 7 points ago +8 / -1

Demons are real, and they walk among us.

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CapnKek 6 points ago +6 / -0

Please tell me this is a shoop.

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pqsusan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Look at the expression on the face of the man holding the book. Says everything.

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thehacker4channel 6 points ago +6 / -0

That’s not a woman, that’s a MAAAAN, baby!

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Dudemanfoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lurch

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GoopNIL 4 points ago +4 / -0

'''''''''She'''''''''

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Maxmax 4 points ago +4 / -0

Man hands, because it’s a man.

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Space_Force 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is Tranny Manning, yes?

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DarthTardo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pretty sure that is Gonzo from The Muppets.

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Lol_Garrus 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought Dodo birds were extinct?

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Spookyfishlizard 3 points ago +3 / -0

What is that thing?? Creepy!

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AppalachianTactical 3 points ago +3 / -0

They seriously let her swear on a suess book? That was their mistake. I mean.. What's the point. She is telling you she doesnt tak her oath seriously right there.

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TychoDurandal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hoffman huh?

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leon_06 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Education system is always targeted by the big Government rats and lobbyists to push their agenda.

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jgardner 2 points ago +2 / -0

She

Pretty funny joke there. I laughed, at least a little.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kathy my ass!

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weneedaweedeater 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can say with 99% certainty that this monster has child pornography on their computer.

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Followdamoolah2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that a Tim Burton character?

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Abovethefray 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guy in the middle has it right.

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Double_barrel_joe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Peppa Pig all grown up.

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Conservegan 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s a man

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Rothbard 2 points ago +2 / -0

As my mum would say she is very unfortunate looking.

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infojunkie07 2 points ago +2 / -0

she?

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CommieCrats 1 point ago +2 / -1

Send this demon back to hell