That's because she's not very black at all HIllary. She's got the same "frightens children and animals while she cackles like a deranged hyena" vibe to her that Hillary did, and she tries her level headed best to come of as "authentically black" whatever the hell that's supposed to be all the while proving that she isn't. I wouldn't be surprised if she pulls a packet of hot sauce out of her pocket.

This makes for an incredibly unpopular VP pick -- and I for one don't blame anybody for taking one look at that gruesome, toothsome, "I'll eat your kiddies and your little dog too" smile...and running in the opposite direction.