Ethnically ambiguous woman? CHECK. Fresh peach mint hoax with media sponsoring? CHECK. 70% of campaign avoided entirely in the basement with media running cover? CHECK. Sounds like the Dems are ready…ARE YOU?
Welcome, Centipedes, to the Dementia National Convention 2020.
Now that the Dems can’t pretend there isn’t an election any longer, The Trump Campaign is going to be beating them down every step of the way and as per usual, we will be as well.
Every night this week there will be livestream watch party MAGAThreads for the DNCC as well as the Team Trump recap and rebuttal events following.
The Trump Campaign has deployed a multi million dollar digital ad campaign including taking over the banner of YouTube for 96 hours starting on Tuesday and premium ad space on Hulu -- meaning viewers cannot skip the Trump ads before watching their shows... "How can i stop this ASAP? My eyes are bleeeeding"
As Joe and Kamala continue to hide, Our President organized peaceful protests in Minnesota and Wisconsin today, gonna jog to Arizona for another tomorrow, and @ 3pm ET Thursday, hours before they wheel out old Joe in Pennsylvania, President Trump will be there first like a kick in the head to discuss “a half-century of Joe Biden failing America.”
Grab your BINGO cards (courtesy of u/woke-sheep) and let's watch them do what they do best. Lose.
DNC Livestreams. Watch for 30 seconds and Downvote them all:
Democratic National Convention Livestream: Day 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0hNCHcJkmw, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMUdHsnEzRk, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wPSLVWPf6k, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJAGIbPAXxc, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuZDGe5g56M, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGVwc02FEaQ, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRRaA9d3bCA
DNC programming for the evening:
Monday, August 17: We the People
This country is confronting a series of monumental challenges. The COVID-19 pandemic continues its rampage, tens of millions of people are out of work, and America is confronting the racial injustice that has marginalized too many people. Throughout our history, when we stand united, we can overcome anything. On Monday, we’ll hear from the many Americans who are rising up to take on these three crises, unite our country, and join Joe Biden in rebuilding the country and moving it forward.
- Featuring: Michael Obama, Bernie Summah Camp Sanders, Nipples Cuomo the Granny Killer, Strechin Gretchen Whitmer, Jim Clyburn, Tiny Bites Kasich, Doug Jones, Amy Klobuchar, and some randos.
Is it next Monday yet? This is rough.