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thunderpussy 107 points ago +109 / -2

Only the Black Plague could save this shit show.

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wong 131 points ago +131 / -0

That's really racist of you. Poor plagues are just as capable as white plagues.

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thunderpussy 53 points ago +53 / -0

Is that you, Corn Pop?

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bubadmt 38 points ago +38 / -0

C'mon man, I thought you liked me!

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thunderpussy 33 points ago +33 / -0

Not since that day at the pool........No malarkey.

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HockeyMom4Trump 26 points ago +26 / -0

You wanna do push-ups?

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 9 points ago +9 / -0

Uncle pushups got an F in ROTC in college. Makes me laugh

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pathetic. His grades were appalling

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Lord_Kek 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kellogg wants to know your location.

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CapnFalcoAnPoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

I know roaches, when the kids.

They rub the hair on my legs. In the pool.

So don't talk to me about roaches. I know them.

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SkyEater2 1 point ago +1 / -0

C'mon, man!

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CovfefeCommando 1 point ago +1 / -0

CornPopDidNothingWrong

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Impressive-Length 11 points ago +11 / -0

Poor plagues are just as capable as white plagues.

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MAGAPlenty 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can’t go into a castle without hearing a medieval accent

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nomoreprinkles 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ding ding ding

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mandarb916 12 points ago +13 / -1

Be careful what you wish for. Black plague was reported in CA today...

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can confirm. Tons of south Americans from the slums coming here to mix with a population that doesn't bathe, uses IV drugs, shits on the sidewalk, and wallows in their own filth. Let CA big cities burn. You can't stop it. Good people must get out!

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HighEmergy 5 points ago +5 / -0

wat

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WU_HAN_FRU [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

Massive homeless encampments on the sidewalks result in massive piles of feces and garbage, which results in massive rodent infestations, which results in rodents and human trading fleas, which results in Black Death.

Which akchually is something to be worried about.

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HighEmergy 5 points ago +5 / -0

fuck

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Sleeveharvey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Better double down on face bandanas

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thunderpussy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I knew it!

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nomoreprinkles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tbh just desserts

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Tenspot20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Black Plague Matters

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Chawlns 57 points ago +57 / -0

That shit had some serious Adult Swim vibes. I can’t believe they played it. It was amazing and I’m so glad so glad Dems are so clueless. This is incredible entertainment.

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Parcus 24 points ago +24 / -0

It's Steve Brule! Check it out!

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KungFluMasta 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ya drangus!

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k614 45 points ago +45 / -0

There is no doubt in my mind they are planning on stealing this election. Nobody is this incompetent and stupid and this is all just a planned clown show where they are clearly mocking everyone and shoving it right in everyone's face.

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Philhelm 19 points ago +19 / -0

Very likely. It literally scares me that Biden is seriously the nominee (for now).

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Iridiue 10 points ago +10 / -0

You're 100% right. The people controlling the clowns on TV are evil as hell, but, they are not dumb. They're getting played by Trump because he caught them off guard; but, if he ever made one slip up they would regain power overnight.

I subscribe to the theory that they are trying to take down the country from within knowing they can't win. I think they'll claim that Biden won and Trump was cheating while Trump will claim the opposite. That will bring about pure chaos when all the lovely BLM people take to the streets in greater numbers than ever before.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 7 points ago +7 / -0

BLM in the streets, but this time with capes!

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh please

He was clean as a whistle and still had shiite made up to fuq him

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WU_HAN_FRU [S] 41 points ago +41 / -0

Stickied! Thanks, mods!

I feel like I won a car on The Price is Right!

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mintscape 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm out of the loop what this one is about, can you explain it please?

Spez: Holy fucking shit, I've seen it, what the absolute fuck.

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CapnKek 11 points ago +11 / -0

Clown Car 🤡 goes honk

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veritasvincit 34 points ago +35 / -1

https://www.settleforbiden.org/

This is their platform. This is real. We are living in reality right now.

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Tardigrade 2 points ago +2 / -0

At first I though that said Seattle, and I was like yeah that makes sense I guess.

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swanzinator 28 points ago +28 / -0

Trump just announced he’s going to pardon the producer of this most epic train wreck of a music video.

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HockeyMom4Trump 26 points ago +26 / -0

Seems the virus is intensifying in MN. A suburb of Minneapolis just announced schools will be distance learning for the year-too many teachers refused to go in to work. Pathetic. They just want to keep getting paid to stay home and sit on their asses. Lay them all off and return that money to tax paying parents!

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WildnWooley 21 points ago +21 / -0

The singer was putting way too much feeling into it. No self awareness whatsoever, especially when he's punching a copy of himself.

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ReligionOfPoop 8 points ago +8 / -0

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERY YOUUUU

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otistoole 1 point ago +1 / -0

His timing was also shit

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek!

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elc0 8 points ago +8 / -0

BLM and Corona lockdown have converted nearly every last Democrat I know to Trump voters.

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basedtexapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden on his knees

Incredibly, they call that "leadership."

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THELEADERSOFMEN 1 point ago +1 / -0

C’mon, man, that’s “leading from behind”! Obama invented it, I mean it!

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Duhmoment 9 points ago +9 / -0

It seemed like a project from an art student, who got a B-. They used every current video motion transition and cool filter they could get their dirty hands on. It’s all over the fucking place.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m an X’er and have an 11 and 13 year old. Watching that thing I couldn’t believe how flagrantly out of touch it is with the current aesthetic. Entirely too half-assed to be either a glossy production like most everything nowadays (since the tech is there to do amazing things on the cheap) or a genuinely lo-fi but creative work. Looks like it was banged out in an afternoon...by a hungover intern.

And Steven Stills is like a LIVING FOSSIL. Man those Boomers just will not let it go! “Look at us, worship us, adopt our culture because we’re the most important, relevant people everrrr!” They’re going to carry that narcissistic fantasy savior complex of theirs into the grave. Hopefully their own and not America’s!!!

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ippwndu 2 points ago +3 / -1

<boomer>BRB, gotta go masturbate to Forrest Gump.</boomer>

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Salt-N-Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t stop thinking about yesterday

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NYforTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

I only got through 15 minutes of it. What a shitshow.

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Rustybutt 7 points ago +7 / -0

This Trainwreck is 4 days long?

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Sumarongi 2 points ago +3 / -1

It’s like a horroshow/comedy

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 5 points ago +5 / -0

they said 10x worse version in Malaysia

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Tenspot20 5 points ago +5 / -0

These Democrats all realize that we are gonna insist that they all leave the country after we win this election, right?

I need ya'll you start packing, it's gonna be a long trip! Dress warmly.

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WWG1WGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lefties on Twitter or eating that shit up. They keep talking about how it felt more intimate

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zettapede 4 points ago +4 / -0

What did I miss?

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Rushmore 11 points ago +11 / -0

Apparently insanity broadcast online to about 1100 people. Nothing.

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Slash78 4 points ago +4 / -0

I totally had no idea this shit show was going.. looks like I didn't miss a thing.

Never thought I'd see the day where I don't give a care for a convention but damn that looks horrible.

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DynamicDon 3 points ago +4 / -1

Someone watched this at rehearsal and thought man we knocked this out of the park.

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

"You Lying Dog Faced Baloney Folder."

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novaks47 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's basically 90's kids show levels of bad. And I mean the stuff that even in the 90's seemed bad, and is much worse now.

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buckiemohawk 2 points ago +2 / -0

I need to see this so called song

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buckiemohawk 1 point ago +1 / -0

i just saw omg the comments are hilarious

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SAW2TH 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can someone explain the image?

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Starseed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Basically the DNC saying “hello fellow hip kids, vote for biden!”

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DrMoustachio 1 point ago +1 / -0

What in the fucking Tim and Eric's awesome show was that shit?!?