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LArnix 90 points ago +91 / -1

Sorry about that please it was just an accident!

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Qwertyhomerow 66 points ago +66 / -0

“It was just an accident.”

“It was a hack, I swear.”

Sentences meaning the fix is in. They didn't plan to keep them gone forever. They took them down long enough to apply non-standard changes to their profile, i.e., “deboosting.” It’s nice that there are more followers. But the wrong hasn’t been righted—it has been installed.

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zabbers 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Muh free speech!"

"Corporations are people too!"

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MikeVicksAstrologist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hard to believe Democrats used to lead the charge on trust busting. Now every single Dem politician is a corporate shill.

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salvecitizen 7 points ago +7 / -0

635,000 now. Looks like a good day for the Bee.

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ShitOfPeace 21 points ago +21 / -0

Weird how these accidents never happen to Democrat politicians, or left leaning news outlets.

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Inocentz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh there has been left wing groups banned but no one sticks up for them. Mainly anti-war groups from what I've seen. That was only on Instagram I saw that on but I wouldn't be surprised if it happens on other platforms.

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ManyDirt 20 points ago +20 / -0

Timed with the DNC convention to avoid spot on criticism.

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fasterth 9 points ago +11 / -2

lol i posted this exactly yesterday

https://thedonald.win/p/Gv1gScqb/x/c/15IrKuddlh?d=50

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brimshae 2 points ago +2 / -0

I heard they lost all their followers

This is how twitter handles suspensions and reinstatements, and it's been seen in the past. When an account recovers from suspension the follower count slowly goes back up.

Back when Milo was on/off/on/off twitter you could see this on the regular.

Presumably this is to prevent excess load on the servers, possibly legacy code from when twitter had less Soros funding server farm power and has never been changed for twitter's new server farm capacity.

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iamherefortheluls 3 points ago +3 / -0

Presumably this is to prevent excess load on the servers

"lol" ~ every programmer on the planet.

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silflay 5 points ago +6 / -1

I don't use my twatter account but I logged in just to follow them.

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SmokeyMeadow 5 points ago +5 / -0

I keep waiting for the Bee to sell out like The Onion did. You just know some reptilian oligarch would love to corrupt the last untainted font of satire. We've lost The Onion, all late night TV, all animated comedy, even fucking Weird Al was activated. Babylon Bee is the last bastion of humor, apart from a sea of disassociated shitpost comments and snarky vlogs.

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NorthAfricanViolet 5 points ago +5 / -0

Every fucking thyme... The way the Left so consistently boosts numbers for the Right it almost feels like a coordinated effort.

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lmao 5 points ago +5 / -0

oops, we added a fake zero to the end of your followers number.

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macguyver 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just another sign people are waking up.

Want another sign? Trump has 85 million followers on Twitter, 30 million on Facebook and 21 million on Instagram. Biden and Harris have 25 million on all 3 combined. Biden landslide... Hahahaha

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Jfreak7 4 points ago +4 / -0

Add me to the list. Their twitter is amazing. lol

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Femprep 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love watching them constantly shoot themselves in the foot. It's almost like they do it on purpose.

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wakadon 3 points ago +3 / -0

whoops I did it again ♪

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DX5_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's a weird idea- They always had over 600k followers but Twitter's algorithm was suppressing a percentage of it, and the reset caused the number to be calculated properly.

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Shadilady 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't use Twitter, but after their bs yesterday I downloaded the Babylon Bee app to get their stories straight from them! Fuck twitter.

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UhtredRagnarok 2 points ago +2 / -0

Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you will ever know

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Rockmanneo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am one of them.

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americanwolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Streisand effect

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FUCKTHEDNC 1 point ago +1 / -0

I should sign up just to follow them.

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Excellent

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_deleted_ 0 points ago +1 / -1

Why do these mistakes never happen to lefties? 🤔

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ModsBanPaleos -1 points ago +2 / -3

Lol kirk cameron goes to my church