"But it says keep and bear arms, it's all encompassing...is it not?"

"Oh man, I forgot to tell you...one of you guys put a comma right here, and they're still trying to argue that the comma makes the statment mean the opposite of what it means. Also, they think 'the people' and 'militia' means 'national guard'..."

"The what...?"

"EXACTLY, JUST DO AS I ASK!"