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dukeness 9 points ago +9 / -0

Any weapon owned by the government may be owned by a private citizen.

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stratocaster_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Except shrink rays. No fucking shrink rays.

"One day I farted in an elevator and blamed it on some alien kid. Next thing I know he shrunk me down and put in this damned wall."