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sir_rockness 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'd go back to 1945...

"General Patton, don't listen to anything they say, drive on into Russia and waste those Commie motherfuckers"

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bigmikespen15 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also tell MacArthur to nuke China.

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GoldenEagle1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd have to go to Tsarist Russia and somehow get the White Army to win.

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

And stop in China on your way back. Just trust me on that one.

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