"Look, sir, the Bill of Rights is now forty hundred and score pages. We can't submit this! You've got provisions for lasers, phasers, mortars, cannons, new clear devices, bumpable stocks, 1000 round drums, and what the hell even is a lightsaber? Some sort of blade made of sunlight?"
"Some of that is speculative. Hey, I don't mind if you shorten it and make it more punchy, but trust me, you leave any loopholes the extreme left will pounce. I've got to go, I'm out of time. Literally, the machine is running on fumes. I trust you'll figure it out. Remember, succinct, but sufficiently broad in scope. You want this to cover weapons technology for at LEAST the next two millennia."
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"Okay, let's see what they ultimately decided to keep... aw, shit. 'SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.' Well... at least it's capitalized this time."
"Look, sir, the Bill of Rights is now forty hundred and score pages. We can't submit this! You've got provisions for lasers, phasers, mortars, cannons, new clear devices, bumpable stocks, 1000 round drums, and what the hell even is a lightsaber? Some sort of blade made of sunlight?"
"Some of that is speculative. Hey, I don't mind if you shorten it and make it more punchy, but trust me, you leave any loopholes the extreme left will pounce. I've got to go, I'm out of time. Literally, the machine is running on fumes. I trust you'll figure it out. Remember, succinct, but sufficiently broad in scope. You want this to cover weapons technology for at LEAST the next two millennia."
waaarrrrggglewhuuuuump
"Okay, let's see what they ultimately decided to keep... aw, shit. 'SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.' Well... at least it's capitalized this time."