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#BIGMIKE (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by NPCNN ago by NPCNN +5040 / -0
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brainphreeze 348 points ago +353 / -5

It seems we have a very salty downvote merchant amongst us

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hondo1 164 points ago +167 / -3

I commented "moonbump," the fake pregnant belly that trannies used and instantly became the lowest ranked comment.

Kinda makes you think...

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MyUsername 94 points ago +95 / -1

The downvote brigade is out in full force in this thread. lol

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FreeBased1 37 points ago +39 / -2

I'm not downvoting anyone, but I never really got the "Can't find a picture of Michael 0bama pregnant" thing.

Believe me, I think she/he is actually a man, with a dick that she/he has to tuck in. I also think Barry Hussein 0bama is a flaming homosexual.

But I'm sure there are plenty of people, famous people, of whom you couldn't find a pregnant picture.

I know, I'm a buzz kill...

But one of their 2 daughters looks like Michael (to me). I don't care enough to look up their names...

Ok I actually looked it up. The older one, Malia, looks like Michael. I think they're both ugly, have a big face and weird smile.

Oh, hell, now I'm confused. If Michael is a man, maybe HE fathered the children, and that's why Malia looks (to me) like her mom (Dad?) Michael...

I swear, the whole cross-dresser becomes trannies becomes non-binary FTM MTF conversion LGBTQP(P for pedo)+ blah blah blah is so confusing.

It was much easier when you could call them "crossdressers" "trannies" and "dykes"

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Keith 59 points ago +60 / -1

Would you say the kids look like Big Mike and Barry or more like Marty Nesbitt, Obama's best friend and his wife?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGxVhn4W4AAK142?format=jpg&name=medium

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The_Bugout_Bag 33 points ago +34 / -1

Holy shit. That is all.

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sagebrushfire 25 points ago +26 / -1

That tall one is the spitting image of that man...wow!

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Keith 22 points ago +23 / -1

And the other one looks like the wife, not as close as Malia and Marty but Sasha looks more like the mom than she does Barry or Mike. This is Obama's best friend. There's like 4-5 people in Obama's inner circle, this couple, Valerie Jarrett and maybe 1 or 2 other people. Obama and Marty do everything together. There is no doubt that Marty and his wife are the parents of Malia/Sasha.

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ArchieInTheBunker 4 points ago +5 / -1

I've always thought the older one looked like Big Mike, but the younger one looks nothing like her alleged parents, nor her alleged sister for that matter

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NPCNN [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good job Keith. A lot of pedes dont know about this.

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DaesDaemar 3 points ago +4 / -1

The pics would be from what, the 90s? That's really early digital photography there. Nearly all photos back then were film, and scanning them to put online would require intention to do so, not just an easy upload from a phone.

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DaesDaemar 3 points ago +4 / -1

There's definitely something odd there in those "junk pics" but this theory is a strange one, given that pics of her as a kid look like a girl, and her masculine African features don't make her a dude because she's compared to to a petite white woman.

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BloodyWolf 4 points ago +5 / -1

Don't sort out garbage: just burn it. :D

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philandy 3 points ago +4 / -1

You can still call anyone and everyone queer.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 28 points ago +29 / -1

This video is kind of long, but lots of excellent evidence in it. Michelle being a man is absolutely not just a joke and I don't get the butthurt over it. Pun intended.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3EmYWdjal0

(download before "they" see it here and delete it)

edit: better link

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FlimboFlongins 9 points ago +10 / -1

Things that make you go "HMMMM"? 90's style

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FlimboFlongins 8 points ago +9 / -1

That hit it's target. Keep sending!

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philandy 1 point ago +2 / -1

I wonder if Joe knows Larry Sinclair.

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2WrongsMakeALeft 6 points ago +7 / -1

Pelvis pimple?

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BIGMIKESSMEGMA 30 points ago +31 / -1

Steaming mad, bruh

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Brulz_Lulz 3 points ago +4 / -1

Imagine being so unbalanced that you would come to this site just to down vote people.

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REE_WUZ_KINGz 120 points ago +125 / -5

Don’t be transphobic, all PEOPLE can get pregnant and give birth!!!

***ignores the objective fact that no male to female trans has ever been pregnant and never will be because it’s biologically impossible

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zabbers 38 points ago +39 / -1

I saw that movie it had Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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vercingetorix 12 points ago +13 / -1

They didn’t cancel that movie tho

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MoustacheWax69 7 points ago +7 / -0

yet

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Postal 5 points ago +5 / -0

Want to..... they gave the baby a gender at birth. BAM! Canceltown.

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Wtf_socialismreally 2 points ago +3 / -1

I enjoyed that film a lot.

And Arnie was still a man in the end. A large one.

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sagebrushfire 5 points ago +5 / -0

Abortions for transsexuals!

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REE_WUZ_KINGz 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's the only way to have equality, comrades!

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MoustacheWax69 70 points ago +78 / -8

You cannot find what does not exist

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Sumsuch 34 points ago +35 / -1

Tell that to Christopher Steele.

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Webasdias 12 points ago +13 / -1

He found what he was looking for, deep from inside his own asshole.

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hondo1 34 points ago +42 / -8

Moonbump

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Eric-CIA-ramella 2 points ago +3 / -1

HAHAHAH GET FUCKED TRANNIES

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ramennov 28 points ago +28 / -0

“””””Her”””””

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BADGERPEDE 6 points ago +6 / -0

Barry horny Michael.

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9x10again 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think her eyebrows are tatooed "angry"

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SteveRogers42 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, maybe not quite a Patriots-level linebacker, but a pretty darn good OLB for Oregon State in 1982 (before the chopacockoff procedure).

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Sirbigusdickus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah, he would be better fit with the Packers or Raiders for obvious reasons.

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doug2 31 points ago +31 / -0

I dont know how to reconcile this with the flapping cock I've seen multiple times.

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Wtf_socialismreally 1 point ago +2 / -1

I can't even find those videos anymore. I really wanted to show my brother. He didn't believe me.

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Indianapede 62 points ago +63 / -1

Pretend?

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 13 points ago +13 / -0

4th'd

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Patriot76 12 points ago +12 / -0

Feifth’d

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ramennov 24 points ago +24 / -0

That’s a man, baby.

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RiverFenix 14 points ago +14 / -0

Would be funny if her chromosomes were analysed because he forgot something somewhere

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TRUMPTRAINTODC 19 points ago +32 / -13

Watch this and then respond

Are these Obama video clips and photos real ? Please notice Joe Biden Reaction to Obama referring michelle or so one as “michael and I ”. Why is Joe so ALARMED and Just who is michael ?? #MichaelObama #deepfakeorreal? https://www.bitchute.com/video/6Pk4OeHm35vE/

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FlimboFlongins 16 points ago +18 / -2

Yes, I've often made the mistake of calling my girlfriend Michelle, "Mike/ Michael". Happens all the time.

My Aunt Lucy, I'll slip up and call her "Aunt Lucas/ Aunt Luke".

My Female Cousin Frederica I'll slip up and call her "Fred/ Big Fred/ Fredo"

Cmon Pedes. Really?

To all you down voters, we're all waiting on your explanations of what M.Obama is smuggling in it's pants. As you can see above, I'm into alternative explanations. Let's hear yours!

A little logic and common sense goes a long way.

Fun Fact: A chicken, does not say "Mooo". Maybe some of you missed those critical lessons in childhood.

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FlimboFlongins 16 points ago +16 / -0

How many Pedes regularly miss-speak the names of their immediate family members? Has to be super common, Right?

DJT "Hey I need you to get Big Ivan, I have something that needs feedback."

Secret Service "Who is Big Ivan Mr. President?"

DJT "Oh, I misspoke. Please find Ivanka and get her in here."

THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN WITH NORMAL PEOPLE!

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FlimboFlongins 11 points ago +11 / -0

Granted, but my examples were specific to changing the sex of a common name.

Where there is smoke, there is often fire. As a Trained Investigator, I have to let the facts direct the narrative. Something is clearly in M. Obama's pants, in numerous photos, and film clips.

If say on a traffic stop I had M. Obama out of the vehicle, I would assume it was a woman. It's license/ ID likely identifies as female, and the visual assumption is obvious.

If in the process of patting down for Officer Safety, or Detainment/Arrest, and my hand made contact with whatever is down there, I would immediately ask what it is that I just touched, because there is nothing which would normally be there. Something is regularly present on the body, in the genital region, which is not present on the vast majority of female citizens. Pretty cut and dry if you've worn a Badge.

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vercingetorix 9 points ago +9 / -0

A dick in the pants is a dick in the pants

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 15 points ago +26 / -11

That’s an interesting way to say you don’t have a picture of Michelle Obama’s pregnant belly.

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Chad_Landlord 33 points ago +34 / -1

Is there a brigade going on? lmao. Whats with all the downvotes.

Discord Troomers kys

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Netspark 6 points ago +7 / -1

It's not satire or a joke tho

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CommonSensePill 0 points ago +1 / -1

Site admins should be able to see the karma distribution of each user.

Admins should just be able to look at the users who only have downvotes on comments and just ban them or automatically quarantine their accounts before being reviewed by staff, then from there, give them an IP ban and delete the account.

Sure, some will just change their IP and come right back, but you will slow down and discourage some of them.

Also, it isn't really even worth it.

They're internet points. People come on our website and downvote our posts and think it does anything.

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TRUMPTRAINTODC 25 points ago +29 / -4

Oh shitttt !! Look at this too Are these Obama video clips and photos real ? Please notice Joe Biden Reaction to Obama referring michelle or so one as “michael and I ”. Why is Joe so ALARMED and Just who is michael ?? #MichaelObama #deepfakeorreal? https://www.bitchute.com/video/6Pk4OeHm35vE/

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fluffykitten 4 points ago +5 / -1

it's probably a virgin with 7 accounts, since you don't need an email to sign up and start shitposting

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ThePowerOfPrayer 6 points ago +7 / -1

The majority of transexuals who are killed are prostitutes. Some are killed as part of a robbery gone bad. Others I'm sure are killed after very dumb men find out they just had sex with a tranny.

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Knight_Swolaire 15 points ago +17 / -2

Their daughters are adopted from their friends. Another black DC power couple last name “Nesbits”

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Spark-001 13 points ago +21 / -8

His expression somehow fits, lol.

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hilboggins 1 point ago +2 / -1

So far he's only found a potential penis, but no baby bumps.

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TRUMPTRAINTODC 11 points ago +18 / -7

Check this out ‪Are these Obama video clips and photos real ? Please notice Joe Biden Reaction to Obama referring michelle or so one as “michael and I ”. Why is Joe so ALARMED and Just who is michael ?? #MichaelObama #deepfakeorreal? https://www.bitchute.com/video/6Pk4OeHm35vE/

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wumao 14 points ago +16 / -2

The photo of the library card is obviously photoshopped.. I hate how they used that pic because it makes the others lose credibility,

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +3 / -1

Great song. Will show the wife tonight.

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Sigma 8 points ago +9 / -1

Biological men cannot get pregnant.

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PremiumPatriotPepe 1 point ago +2 / -1

Facts.

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malooch 8 points ago +9 / -1

RIP JOAN RIVERS

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BadManOrange 6 points ago +7 / -1

M. Obama on Ellen Show swinging its junk around.

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Genericwhitemale 6 points ago +7 / -1

nOt eVerYoNE TaKeS pIcS whEn thEy R PrgneNt

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LegalKekistani 5 points ago +6 / -1

I got a 7 day ban from Facebook for simply stating I had no interest in being lectured on my white privilege by a Manly-faced Dyke bitch. Regarding Big Mike of course.

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2KEK_Chigurh 5 points ago +6 / -1

Pictures with bulging crotch, 3 second google search.

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WakingKnowledge 4 points ago +5 / -1

You are looking the wrong place. Mike shat the babies out his asshole!

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Joshy 4 points ago +5 / -1

So the left/even the main stream media can claim Donald Trump pissed on hookers but we can’t have a little fun?

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Philosiraptor 4 points ago +5 / -1

Probably cause men can’t get pregnant. I know it’s a mind blowing concept to the looney bin that resides on the left, but the truth hurts. No matter what they do and how bad they mutilate their bodies, they will never be able to get pregnant.

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Picador20 3 points ago +4 / -1

Flip Wilson as Geraldine was a more convincing woman.

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Picador20 1 point ago +2 / -1

Hell, Wayland Flowers' hand puppet Madame was a more believable woman than Big Mike.

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thallos 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm pretty sure it said in his book that they had friends who were surrogates for both kids.

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BumpForTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ive seen pics of her when she was about 4years old wearing a dress w/pig tails. Looked pretty girly. Just sayin.

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AenAllAin 0 points ago +1 / -1

Stop misgendering bigot! 'girly' is hate speech! Reeeeeee!

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LoveTheSalt 2 points ago +3 / -1

This is undignified, lacks class and is freaking funny. I hate you all for making me laugh at this. 🤣

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LostViking1985 2 points ago +3 / -1

Their 'kids' are Nesbitts, not Obamas.

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iouybiy 2 points ago +3 / -1

We can do the opposite as well with both of the daughters birth dates, try to find any pictures of her in the few months prior to 7/4/1998 and 6/10/2001 NOT being pregnant

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iouybiy 2 points ago +3 / -1

Was searching some old newspapers and Barack and Michelle attended a Black Creativity Gala on 2/3/2001 in Chicago. Michelle should have been about 5 months pregnant and presumably in evening wear...if anyone can find any pictures from the event.

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SproutGod1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

photoshopped pics of a pregnant big mike will soon come out.

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TrumpOrTreason 1 point ago +2 / -1

Suggestion: Re-title the meme: “ Me & the crew”

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DaesDaemar 1 point ago +2 / -1

I've seen the "bumps" that make me scratch my head. I did some digging and came across some old videos that have photos of Michelle as a kid. Seems like a girl in the pics. Thoughts?

https://www.bitchute.com/video/ypRFtLmXscLR/ https://www.bitchute.com/video/zXqn61kvNdtn/

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CaptainButthurt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that Hotep in the meme?

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FlyingHounds 1 point ago +2 / -1

Pro Tip: there are no photos.

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realPhantomFuck 1 point ago +2 / -1

Pro-tip:

YOU CAN'T

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the-new-style 1 point ago +3 / -2

They are right there, next to Hillary's

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PurpleArmy_18 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thugger Thugger

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Sixty2ndAssassin 1 point ago +2 / -1

I still cannot believe the DNC tweeted out #MichaelObama.

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Winterfires 1 point ago +1 / -0

The dude couldn't even shave his dang face at the DNC that was pre-recorded.

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Robbybobbyrobbob 1 point ago +1 / -0

She admittedly said she had fertility issues. So is it that far of a stretch that she needed a surrogate because she doesn't have a uterus? :)

https://www.infertilityaide.com/celebrities/michelle-obamas-ivf-story

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TheNewRepublic 0 points ago +9 / -9

Please google it yourself.

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weebrian 7 points ago +8 / -1

Just did. "pregnant Michelle Obama". Out of the couple hundred images I looked at, NONE of them showed her pregnant with either one of her daughters. Most were of her failed IVF "pregnancy" while in the White House.

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TheNewRepublic 3 points ago +4 / -1

Edit: I’m asking people to observe this truth themselves. It’s pretty strange.

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zoober_floober 0 points ago +1 / -1

Isn't it interesting with all the "transphobe" shaming and hysteria, that the Left is expending insane resources to keep everyone in line concerning Big Mike?

If they truly believed half the shit they said about sex and gender, you'd think they'd proudly be pushing his dick in everyone's face.

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lolafaye 0 points ago +2 / -2

This is disturbing ngl... Respect her privacy man

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workinating 0 points ago +1 / -1

ENHANCE! Wait, is that a....

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MudDog 0 points ago +1 / -1

Alternative text

ME AND THE BOYS PHOTOSHOPPING MIKE'S GIANT WANG OUT OF YET ANOTHER PHOTO