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dankmerchant45 42 points ago +42 / -0

Marketing Consultant: βœŠπŸΏπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ˜€

Otter Pops: What the fuck does this have to do with Otter Pops?

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thisisatestof2 17 points ago +17 / -0

I’m willing to bet 99% of these consultants are college educated only but have never worked in the real world outside of the university campus and make decisions based on that echo chamber.

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permissible_missile 8 points ago +8 / -0

Consultant: Otter Pops?

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ServerTowerofBabel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that the notorious badman, pebblepitch?

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AprilShowers 6 points ago +6 / -0

Here's a weird thought. If even fucking otter pops is outsourcing their social media branding. Does that mean that a small cohort of consultants controls all of these woke corporate social media accounts? Would be a really great way feign the size and support of certain political topics.

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anon31173 1 point ago +1 / -0

it makes a lot of sense because social media is still relatively novel and social media "experts"/managers are 99 % young people frehs out of college

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LordTancretus 25 points ago +25 / -0

Time for a

Buycott

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CisSiberianOrchestra 7 points ago +7 / -0

They didn't even endorse Trump or any conservative cause. Simply the fact that they're not endorsing BLM makes me want to support them.

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ClownWorldIsHere 16 points ago +16 / -0

It's been hot outside... Popsicles do sound good!

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nickybops 15 points ago +17 / -2

I emailed them saying to expect an outpour of support from a bunch of patriots around the US soon.

https://otterpops.com/contact/

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Wheredidiputit 4 points ago +4 / -0

just wrote them. This should be stickied. Time for BUYcott how we did for GOYA

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billymcgorn 13 points ago +13 / -0

So will my first Otter Pop in ages be a Scarlett O'Cherry, or an Alexander the Grape? Maybe I'll mix things up with a Sir Isaac Lime... Or will I get crazy and go for the Louie Bloo Raspberry??

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Lila_Quartermaine 9 points ago +9 / -0

Save the bloo for the little kids -they love to see theirs tongues turned blue!

Source: Am Gramma

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Wheredidiputit 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pancho Punch muh dude

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nickybops 11 points ago +13 / -2

MODS STICKY PLS

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Kek_The_World 10 points ago +10 / -0

Gonna make a special stop at Walmart and grab a case and I don’t eat sugar!

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Bedminster 9 points ago +9 / -0

Parent company is Jel Sert who make Skittles, Hi C, Dove Chocolate, and about 15 other brands.

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WJKovax 8 points ago +8 / -0

Make Ecto-Cooler Great Again!

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ModelMinority 6 points ago +6 / -0

Time to stock up the fridge!

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socal_maga 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well hot damn! Just in time for 105 degree weather.

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allometry 3 points ago +3 / -0

Based. Love Otter Pops; got a box in the freezer for the kids.

What's your favorite flavor bros? Mine is light-blue!

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Wheredidiputit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Orange, Red, Punch, then other. In that order.

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wheredidspeztouchyou 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never heard of them--just bought a box of 80

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AngryAsian 1 point ago +1 / -0

So most corporate social media teams hire "consultants" or "contractors" to manage the day to day of their social media programs who take directions from some college educated SJW. Most of the time, the social justice issue is coming from the VP/CMO level people though who 9 times out of 10 tend to be white, upper middle class white women who got the position because they've got a vagina instead of being qualified.

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CookiesNCream 1 point ago +1 / -0

Awwww I just submitted my Kroger Click and Pickup for today. Next time Otter Pops!