I went to the bank today. I just needed to ask a simple question. When I got there, all doors were locked and a little girl is guarding the inside. I gesture for her to open the door and she yells she won’t open the door because I’m not wearing a mask. This is the world we’re living in....I can’t enter a bank unless I’m wearing a mask.
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They had some poor sods on shopping cart wipe-down duty and when I went to take one of the "dirty" ones they came at me like I was about to be bitten by an ebola-carrying monkey. They were aghast when I said "no thanks, I don't care if it's dirty".
Then I adjusted my mask because it's itchy as shit and I'm sure the fact that I just contaminated my muzzle with pure, concentrated black plague and is now doing more harm than good flew right over their heads.
they are insane man, complete zombies. At the food shop they keep offering me hand sanitizer I always say "no thank you". and it's like they want to call the police on me the looks I get. Sometimes I touch the cart and it's wet I think to myself ewww what the fuck who pissed on the handle? I figured they spray them all down with chemical absolutely fucking insanity, sure wish I owned a sanitizer company right now