Individuals. So, I did this moderately dumb thing in my way overpowered muscle car, not noticing the cop behind the red light on the other side of the road. I'm all ready to throw down on this murderous jerk. I mean, I was totally . . . sitting in my car with my hands visible, smiling about enjoying my ride. And this jerk was like, "Sir, I know this is a cool, fast car, but you need to be careful. Traffic is picking up again, and crashes make me sad." So I told him right off: "Yes sir, I understand. I'll be careful." And then the asshole was like "Cool car. Hang on a minute." And he comes back and was like "Got a long, clean record, huh? Here's your warning. Have a nice day." So I responded right back at him, "You too, man. And thanks for not letting this neighborhood turn into a shithole." And the dude said, "Make sure you vote for the people who like good cops." I mean, the nerve! All cops are . . . I mean, most cops are . . . MAGA.
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Would like to hear more about this way overpowered musclecar..
Let's just say, it's special enough that describing it would dox me. If you don't have more than 650hp, you're not living!
I feel ya man, just lemme ask what your doing to get that power. Ive got a hot high compression smallblock im pretty happy with but def planning on building a turbod smallblock or ls in the next year or two
Supercharger on a fairly common, though slightly upgraded, engine.
Nice
Glad you shared your encounter. I've had similar ones and I am very fond of Blue Lives Matter.
Lately praying for each one as I pass. Such a dangerous job. Heroes.
I still wish they'd focus on actual crimes, but at least I didn't have to contribute to the extra tax this time.
Vote for the people who like you to have the choice to drive a way overpowered muscle car instead of a bicycle.
Amen