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magabirdlady 8 points ago +8 / -0

I always go the wrong way. I just giggle and say oh well..

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ohwell316 2 points ago +2 / -0

I follow the arrows but make a small show of looking for them. I know I'm being watched because I don't wear a mask. No one has said anything yet.

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realJohnMiller 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just pull your cart backwards. The perfect crime!

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Seruna_Kanus 6 points ago +6 / -0

My brother works at a big box hardware store, well he's a manager there, and slowly removed these stickers because they were "damaged" or disrupting flow.

Basically, attempting to herd cats won't suddenly make the virus less effective against people. Also, if you sneeze, most face masks won't stop lateral gusts.

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sustainable_saltmine 5 points ago +5 / -0

that's why I let my wife shop. she can put up with this asinine horse shit at stores. I'm not going to listen to faggots bitch at me because I went down the aisle from the wrong end

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CisSiberianOrchestra [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Whenever I've gone to the store since the shamdemic started, I've noticed that nobody pays attention to the arrows on the ground and none of the employees try to enforce it. I think it's hilarious that reddit had a highly-upvoted thread outraged over people not following the arrows. It's just so... reddit.

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IroWide 4 points ago +4 / -0

What gets me is the dumb stickers and lines on the floor telling you to stay this far apart from others. I might pay no mind to 'wrong way' signs and go whichever way is most convenient, but I make a point to violate 'social distancing' floor stickers. I'm not a cow. I won't be herded.

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Change_my_mind 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've been going against the grain since the 80's. Everything will be alright.