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AlphaNathan 121 points ago +122 / -1

When you record your speech way, way too soon.

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NotTheTendies 51 points ago +52 / -1

This is all optics. She's making Bernie fans hopeful. Then, after it's said and done, she's gonna make a speech on the last day about how she and other Bernie supporters need to rally behind Joe.

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panama_sucks 29 points ago +29 / -0

shes not really anything. shes regurgitating stuff she read on twitter and reddit, while being actually kinda bored and confused by all this politics stuff. but the sweet sweet cash keeps her going

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molecularpimpin 28 points ago +28 / -0

An actress. She's a political actress who got elected.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +7 / -1

Damn, she's hard? Like big Mike? I was hoping her tits were real

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commies0ride0free 2 points ago +3 / -1

She’s a woman

But those things aren’t real

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DeplorableCentipede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not true. She tweeted vote for Biden on Twitter. She said the Bernie endorsement was just procedural.

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SpaceForce 4 points ago +4 / -0

She was basically put in place by the TYT crew. And TYT are marxist. Chunk Yogurt has a nephew who openly claims to be a marxist.

https://youtu.be/APm-egYzaUU

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Puppies4Lovies 21 points ago +21 / -0

This. She had to keep it ambiguous, just in case something ended up happening to Biden and he wasn't to be the nominee, after all. Just like how Michelle Obama didn't mention Kamala because she taped it two weeks ago. Still funny, though!

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NuclearDreams 14 points ago +14 / -0

Stop for a second and think how absolutely pathetic the energy level must be for someone to pre-record a message for your party's national convention two weeks in advance.

"Hey since this thing is virtual do you mind if I just record my speech? You know, to get it perfect?"

"Sure Big Mike, whatever you need. Record it maybe Monday morning of the convention?"

"Eh can't make it, fam. I'll just knock it out now and leave my speech vague enough for you to fit in wherever you need it."

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Puppies4Lovies 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's freakin hilarious! I hope we don't have this same lame crap going on for the RNC. I can't imagine we will. Trump always brings it!