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realJohnMiller 53 points ago +53 / -0

Runners need to beware of joggers.

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monk_of_trump 17 points ago +17 / -0

lol classic

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remember1776 10 points ago +10 / -0

jogger is such a vile term. use the more socially acceptable version ‘jogga’.

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ConservativeFromCali 7 points ago +7 / -0

you don't want to us the hard r u/jogger-word-count-bot

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remember1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only other joggers can use 'jogger'. For the rest of us it's jogga at most

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Coolgenner 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jigga?

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USRifle_Cal30M1 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, you only get to use the term “Mobile American”

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Oback_Barama 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh man, I thought it was "Moderately Velocity-Enhanced American".

I hope I didn't offend anyone.

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Nonredneck4 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dindu. Jigga is a term of respect really

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humped2424 44 points ago +44 / -0

Why are we LITERALY importing animals from sub Saharan Africa

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SwampGirlAZ 30 points ago +30 / -0

What are you talking about? He’s the victim here.

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DicksOutForHarambe 10 points ago +10 / -0

Have you contributed to his gofundme?

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alexnader 4 points ago +4 / -0

He was clearly the stronger Cancer Researcher candidate, beating her to it, and they'll be giving him her job any second now.

That's what all these victims are, right ? Doctors & Engineers.

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T10166 17 points ago +18 / -1

When I was a kid, My uncle used to talk to me about shoving bamboo slivers under my finger nails and lighting them on fire in order to make me behave... I think we need to bring this out of the tool chest.

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upvote 12 points ago +12 / -0

There is a shop near me called “The Bamboo Nail Salon.” I consider it a poor choice of name.

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RENNOHNS 10 points ago +10 / -0

Where’s LeBron James tweet about being hunted down every time they leave their home?

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HumblePede 9 points ago +9 / -0

TX man...

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LookFatty 6 points ago +6 / -0

Texas Man ... fucking hell !! P O S More like it...

Helicopter Ride Now..

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HeretostayUSA 7 points ago +8 / -1

Wonder if she voted democrat? I’m probably in a pretty bad space given that’s one of the first things I think when I see this...

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EastboundandDownvote 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yeah I have no empathy anymore when I see stuff like this. I just assume she's a Democrat and move on with my life.

Is it right? Probably not but that's the way I feel.

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monk_of_trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Its pretty sad that I felt safer running down a dirt road in the desert in complete darkness tonight than I would in a dem city in broad daylight.

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Alois2121 7 points ago +7 / -0

He was just jogging you bigot

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Patriot4evr 7 points ago +7 / -0

Definitely a Democrat

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The_New_Pope 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nothing to see here, just another jogging accident.

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Threebabies 6 points ago +6 / -0

Joggers killing joggers? What is this world coming to?

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SquareSaltine 6 points ago +6 / -0

Crossbreed belly band, LCP2 .380 and spare mag modular holsters. Run with confidence

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Nonredneck4 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spare mags? How far are you jogging?

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SquareSaltine 1 point ago +1 / -0

I dont fire the pistol as I run, how does distance play a factor?

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AnthraciteCracker 5 points ago +5 / -0

Her cancer research contradicted his doctorate thesis... still no reason to kill.

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Smurfection 4 points ago +4 / -0

Obama's son grew up so fast.

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Rainman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Muh diversity is our strength?

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JustInTime2_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

I guess he was out jogging in the neighborhood.

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Yura_Simpson 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Some peaceful jogger did something" - Ilhan Omar probably

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Thedaythe_redditdied 3 points ago +3 / -0

No one is going to help you. Carry a fucking gun

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cook_does 2 points ago +2 / -0

This happened in a nice neighborhood on a well known trail that goes through several suburb cities. This trail is right outside my house and the amount to homeless people we have seen under the bridges next to a 600k home is alarming. Our city police is pretty active about removing them but the next city south of us refuses to do anything, so our parks, our bike trails are all covered with shit, trash and needles. My kids usually travel about a half mile to school on this trail

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Coolgenner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Conspiracy theory alert - lots of cancer doctors being killed lately.

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orange_dit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some people are a cancer to society.

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Dontthreadonme2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Curb stomping should be a form of capital punishment...by someone dressed like MLK jr.

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Humongus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this what is meant by: stereotypes have their roots in truth?

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Omgwtfbbq 1 point ago +1 / -0

Apparently this man is from out of state visiting his relatives. He was breaking into people’s houses 🙄. He’s fucked if the DA decides to pursue the death penalty because this is a capital offense. Where she was murdered was really nice and well to do, so this is shocking.

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FluffiPuff 1 point ago +1 / -0

Might want to see if this was a hit... with Big Pharma, its always a possibility.