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Captntrouble 107 points ago +107 / -0

Prince wore it better

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BarronTrumpIsAGiant 68 points ago +68 / -0

The dude is probably waiting by his phone hoping someone calls him up to give him another job. No way he ever gets hired for anything other than a child's birthday party ever again.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 66 points ago +66 / -0

Child's party at John podesta's house, maybe.

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SourcesFamiliar 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yeah lol no sound minded parent would make that call

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PartTimeHick 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, some parents try and cut their kids dicks off so

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JoeandHunterBiden 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll bring the pizza, oh and I've got a new Indian nurse maid to bring along too.

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sustainable_saltmine 14 points ago +14 / -0

yeah but he will need to buy a new velvet tuxedo dress like he did to that one awards show

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tombombadil 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait. They let this guy perform more than once?

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cook_does 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dude, no way. The liberals think this is gold. This guy, his entire life has been patted on the head and told that he was brave, bold and special. He took this job knowing the people who hired him were giving himself special treatment. He has listened to the radio and heard good artists and then heard recordings of himself. He is going to be featured on MSM news and interviewed by some white woman who just dotes praise all over him for being so COURAGEOUS. The liberals are liars and will tell their people the meanest of lies, like that you can sing, or be a gender you aren't.

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Lila_Quartermaine 8 points ago +8 / -0

He will do pro-bono gigs at the library story hour.