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3BagFullFarm 22 points ago +22 / -0

When did all these Gov's become health experts?

Oh, they're not - it's just their tyranny showing.

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DeathBeforeCommunism [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Reminds me of that satire post from a few days ago where they said that soon the governors would mandate walking around with your finger up your ass, you know, to keep COVID away. It's all about seeing how much shit they can get you to do, like a puppet on a string.

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trump212121 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is she a dog or an american citizen??

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hillarysdildont 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly, that is what wielding power is for these tyrants: the ability to exert total control over a human life.

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RegularAmerican 6 points ago +6 / -0

And you wonder why people would rather go on unemployment.

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ChelseaHubbell 5 points ago +5 / -0

Your breath won't just keep going up forever. It'll come down sooner or later and you're still in an enclosed room

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Bigly2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wait wait is the real

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the-new-style 3 points ago +4 / -1

All the chefs too?

Imagine that

First server to fall over and sue the state will be amazing

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Formerlurker92 3 points ago +3 / -0

We have reached peak clown world and started building higher

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TrumpCard1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Would that make waitresses bad bitches?

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remindmelater 2 points ago +2 / -0

They'll never stop....it's us who has to stop.....

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JoeandHunterBiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well,, usually when I'm drunk at a party, i wear the lamp shade the other side down...

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Eternal_Vigilance 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cone of shame is racist

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Drinkup4 1 point ago +1 / -0

But I don't like the cone of shame.

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Lexxthedog 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey it has a double purpose, for the males who were castrated.

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HighEmergy 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're getting more bold with their sadism.

It's eye-opening to see the amount of people who are so eager to be happy slaves.

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SharpCookie 1 point ago +1 / -0

<saves in memes folder>