Calling the Secret Service: Hello, Secret Service. Bring down the power of the United States Secret Service on these clowns who make threats against our President.
I thought "Humor" was supposed to be funny - what is this? Also /r/writingprompts:
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"Don, you're great in bed, you know that, right?"
"Thanks, Mel. I haven't heard you say that in a while. I'm glad I still got some fire in my pants."
"Oh, that's not what I mean. It's been a really interesting three years. For the whole country, I think you'd be surprised."
"Mel, you know I hate politics. I can't even remember who the President is. O'Sama, was it? O'Bomba? Or did one of those Paul bros finally get in?" Then he puts up his hands, "Don't tell me, I don't even wanna know. I don't even wanna know."
"I don't think I can do it anymore, honey."
"Do what, Mel?" the hotel magnate looks a bit terrified, like the love of his life is considering a divorce.
"Hide you from yourself," she smiles, "I'm so proud of you, Don, but before you win your second term, I think you need to know what you're actually doing in your sleep."
"Second term of what, exactly?"
Mel just grabs the remote and turns on the television.
"'It came from China. Chy-nah.'" he says from the screen. The news anchor cuts in, "Some have received the President's remarks with concern about..."
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Ahhhh, reddit is a commie shithole
Not all platforms are equal. Some platforms are shitholes.
Calling the Secret Service: Hello, Secret Service. Bring down the power of the United States Secret Service on these clowns who make threats against our President.
Prosecute this!
I thought "Humor" was supposed to be funny - what is this? Also /r/writingprompts: ---- "Don, you're great in bed, you know that, right?"
"Thanks, Mel. I haven't heard you say that in a while. I'm glad I still got some fire in my pants."
"Oh, that's not what I mean. It's been a really interesting three years. For the whole country, I think you'd be surprised."
"Mel, you know I hate politics. I can't even remember who the President is. O'Sama, was it? O'Bomba? Or did one of those Paul bros finally get in?" Then he puts up his hands, "Don't tell me, I don't even wanna know. I don't even wanna know."
"I don't think I can do it anymore, honey."
"Do what, Mel?" the hotel magnate looks a bit terrified, like the love of his life is considering a divorce.
"Hide you from yourself," she smiles, "I'm so proud of you, Don, but before you win your second term, I think you need to know what you're actually doing in your sleep."
"Second term of what, exactly?"
Mel just grabs the remote and turns on the television.
"'It came from China. Chy-nah.'" he says from the screen. The news anchor cuts in, "Some have received the President's remarks with concern about..." ---- former location: https://redd.it/hzbnhv
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