But in all seriousness, that looks more like a souffle or some dish. A turkey needs an oblong baking pan. Turkey's don't get fisted, but there is a knack to it. I grew up with older relatives who literally were raised when a woman's worth was determined by how many meals you could get out of a turkey. Amazing what can be done when you have to.
Just buy a turkey breast and be done with it; super easy. Make him carve it.
Last time I got ‘invited’ To thanksgiving, my sister tried to make me help with the turkey.
I looked inside it and said ‘I guess this is how a gynecologist must feel like.’
She pushed me towards it and I knocked to the floor and said ‘I’m not even gonna eat any of this damn bird!’ And left. I got a burger combo from Sonic’s lol
I want a family like that one day.. minus me cooking what looks to be a thanksgiving turkey.
I’m not fisting a turkey.
Lolol
I found that funny af
But in all seriousness, that looks more like a souffle or some dish. A turkey needs an oblong baking pan. Turkey's don't get fisted, but there is a knack to it. I grew up with older relatives who literally were raised when a woman's worth was determined by how many meals you could get out of a turkey. Amazing what can be done when you have to.
Just buy a turkey breast and be done with it; super easy. Make him carve it.
Last time I got ‘invited’ To thanksgiving, my sister tried to make me help with the turkey.
I looked inside it and said ‘I guess this is how a gynecologist must feel like.’
She pushed me towards it and I knocked to the floor and said ‘I’m not even gonna eat any of this damn bird!’ And left. I got a burger combo from Sonic’s lol
Handling raw meat is certainly an acquired skill. I've known adult parents that get all squicky just handling hamburger.
Lol "fisting a turkey" is probably going to forever make me laugh at the most inopportune times from now on