I really, really, want to dust my balls in talc laced with something super radio reflective so they light up like a christmas tree in the airport scanner. Wear an underwire bra, some tiny shorts, and a crop top tranny style. Then when they ask me "Sir, we're going to need you to step aside for a cavity search" start yelling out "IT'S MA'AM! IT'S MA'AM! I NEED A FEMALE TO SEARCH ME!" All in a bid to get the TSA chick to touch my balls and panties. Make them feel like they're being violated for once.
I really, really, want to dust my balls in talc laced with something super radio reflective so they light up like a christmas tree in the airport scanner. Wear an underwire bra, some tiny shorts, and a crop top tranny style. Then when they ask me "Sir, we're going to need you to step aside for a cavity search" start yelling out "IT'S MA'AM! IT'S MA'AM! I NEED A FEMALE TO SEARCH ME!" All in a bid to get the TSA chick to touch my balls and panties. Make them feel like they're being violated for once.
Fuck flying.