Thankful that money is no more than a tool for me and I do not worship it. I am thankful that I am perfectly content with my modest life and enjoy the little things in life like going home and barbecuing outside, some iced tea, and banging my wife at night unlike these soulless little demons that are so warped that they can only get off on the bizarre.

the one with the fork in her mouth is Lady Gaga BTW