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TonsOfSalt 122 points ago +123 / -1

I midget could roundhouse kick a pregnant mother's belly, and that's murder. The same mother can have someone insert scissors into her to dismember growing baby and vacuum it out of her, and it's pro choice. Can't explain that.

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Nicktdot 37 points ago +39 / -2

What if the midget is the abortion doctor and he has scissors in his hands?

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JuicyfearsMAGA 26 points ago +26 / -0

Govornor Northam recommends having the baby first, making it and the mother comfortable.

Then he'll call the midget a couple of days later to kill the baby.

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Nicktdot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Northam probably

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10MeV 21 points ago +21 / -0

Edward, is that you?

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BobSacamano 2 points ago +2 / -0

What if the midget is named Ditka?

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MerchantMan99 18 points ago +18 / -0

The left's counter argument will be "her body, her choice". They are absolutely convinced that mothers should be allowed to kill their own offspring as long as it's still inside her body.

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edxzxz 21 points ago +21 / -0

So, 'her body, her choice', but then if the father wants to keep it, tough shit, he's got no say in the matter, but then if the mother wants to keep it, dad better prepare for a lifetime of having his wages garnished for child support (unless he's black, in which case he's scot free and mom will just soak the taxpayers for WIC, SNAP, welfare, free school lunches and now also breakfasts, etc. etc. etc.). Yep. seems reasonable.

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DarkBerry 3 points ago +3 / -0

This.

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riverc -9 points ago +2 / -11

it really is often the other way around. Women rarely choose to get abortions, its the father and families who do the choosing for them. If abortions were not legal, they would not be able to pressure mothers into them. In the rare case that the woman has sufficient agency to get an abortion, yes, if the father says no she can say "well it's my choice and my body" etc. But it's mostly irrelevant and conceals the fact that abortions are not about a woman's choice, but about getting rid of inconvenient children.

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Long_time_lurker 9 points ago +9 / -0

If time machines are ever invented, someone should convince the parents of everyone in planned parenthood to abort them to save other babies.

Would love watching their heads explode from that.

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myswedishfriend 2 points ago +2 / -0

And if the woman changes her mind later, is the doctor now a rapist and a murderer?