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Nicktdot 37 points ago +39 / -2

What if the midget is the abortion doctor and he has scissors in his hands?

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JuicyfearsMAGA 26 points ago +26 / -0

Govornor Northam recommends having the baby first, making it and the mother comfortable.

Then he'll call the midget a couple of days later to kill the baby.

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Nicktdot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Northam probably

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10MeV 21 points ago +21 / -0

Edward, is that you?

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BobSacamano 2 points ago +2 / -0

What if the midget is named Ditka?