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ChinaFlu [S] 67 points ago +67 / -0

You can tell she is stressing over it from the article. In her view the peasents are starting to revolt, better unlock a few more businesses, but only a little bit, to keep them in line.

“If our numbers got low enough then perhaps, we could think about lifting that..."

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WishdoctorsSong 31 points ago +31 / -0

I mean she unlocked the gay clubs, what more do us plebs want?

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ChinaFlu [S] 32 points ago +32 / -0

For those who didn't know about it

She always say she only uses science and the data to make her decisions. Maybe you can't get the Wuhan Flu if you're banging strangers in a sex dungeon. Everyone, back in the pile!

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ModernKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe you can't get AIDs that way either. Double protection!

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CousinEddie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Liberal cities love their degenerate fags.

Checkout this r/Chicago post praising two men giving head to another guy in an alley way.

https://reddit.com/r/chicago/comments/ibsjhz/i_literally_just_walked_by_near_belmont_and/

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JeremiahKassin 12 points ago +12 / -0

Floridian here. Wish we were more like Georgia. If our governor really had a set, he'd ban mask orders like they did.

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MrPostie 2 points ago +2 / -0

No you don't, at least not Atlanta. Everyone has lost their damn mind and local "cities" are mandating masks. It's lunacy

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ChinaFlu [S] 44 points ago +44 / -0

Had a nice lady stop by my house and said "Judging by your yard sign, would you be interested in signing this petition?" Hell yeah I am!

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NoStepeDePepe 13 points ago +15 / -2

Be aware: many of these are fake. They collect signatures to make your feel like you're helping, and then throw away the document.

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BarefootLegoStomp 1 point ago +1 / -0

What exactly would the be the point of a scammer wasting their time to get you to sign a document to just throw away? Wouldn't it be easier for them to just not bother getting your signature?

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NoStepeDePepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

How many more signatures are you going to do? Are you going to commit fraud and sign the same petition again?

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308win 29 points ago +29 / -0

Its Shark Week Mother Fucker! You Are About To Get Ate!

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Chodeus 22 points ago +22 / -0

Whatever happened to her recall petition...

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ChinaFlu [S] 30 points ago +31 / -1

It was a sham. The person who filed it yanked it days before signing could start. Website was shut down, etc etc. Personally I think it was staged. One person had a recall going, so everyone else stopped trying to file. It got pushed back by a month. Then yanked so that there would be no time to go through the process for another petition before the general election in November.

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Bullet3250 10 points ago +11 / -1

NOT EXACTLY...

It collapsed due to funding problems...

Petition to Recall Michigan Governor Passes 150,000 Signatures

by Jeremy FrankelPosted: April 13, 2020.

https://bongino.com/petition-to-recall-michigan-governor-passes-150000-signatures

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thebestestbetsy2 11 points ago +11 / -0

https://recallwhitmer.com/

It had to be reformed by others after Chad Baase's pull out game.

This recall will be harder than other petitions because of the sheer number of signatures required in such a short time frame.

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Two_Scoops__ 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's being run by a different group now and signatures start October 1st

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Everybody_Lies 17 points ago +17 / -0

Now she wants ALL prison staff tested and if you don't comply you will be put on leave (state mandated) with lost time (my facility) even if you have sick leave.

20, 000 people tested positive (per article above), no report of those having been hospitalized though.

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Wolverine 15 points ago +15 / -0

$60 million in the aid to schools that have been closed since March.

Wtf?

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PhilipeNegro 4 points ago +4 / -0

Paying teachers to travel and riot?

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Bullet3250 13 points ago +13 / -0

It must be a serious problem for her -

if she mentions it.

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WishdoctorsSong 14 points ago +14 / -0

The number of signatures to get this petition though is way less than a recall petition, and while it doesn't get rid of the bitch it pretty much makes her a lame duck since the state house is run by Republicans.

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Bullet3250 15 points ago +15 / -0

Michigan should not have 2 'emergency powers' acts - bad on Lansing for allowing that to happen -

We should NOT BE HERE.

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IntrepidBurger 12 points ago +12 / -0

If these powers weren’t in effect, we would look a heck of a lot more like Florida. And Florida is in a crisis.”

Michigan deaths per 100,000 -- 66
Florida deaths per 100,000 -- 45

The fucking gaslighting from these libshit politicians...

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downvotethechristian 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gah. I posted the exact same thing before reading the comment thread. This makes me so angry.

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GCotN 11 points ago +11 / -0

The Last Quote in the article is the scariest, every time they ask us to do something it is just a matter of time before they make it mandatory.

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Brenner 11 points ago +11 / -0

Michigan is working to reestablish the recall. Recall Whitmer.com. The unlock Michigan petition is being circulated now. I am collecting signatures. Yes Florida is in much better shape. Spouse is a resident.

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Leatherwood 10 points ago +10 / -0

Gretch is truly a witch. I think you're giving her way too much credit, by half. She is really Whitless.

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downvotethechristian 9 points ago +9 / -0

Whitmer said, “If these powers weren’t in effect, we would look a heck of a lot more like Florida. And Florida is in a crisis.”

Deaths per 100,000

Michigan: 66 Florida: 45

I actually get really pissed when I see this.

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Dmxisthegoat 9 points ago +9 / -0

Stretchin’ Gretchen is still one of the funnest stories going.

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PhilipeNegro 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder if she has to keep her belt cinched to keep shit from falling out

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Dmxisthegoat 2 points ago +2 / -0

top kek

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thebestestbetsy2 8 points ago +8 / -0

WE'RE OVER HALF WAY THERE, WHITMER!

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WainiacS 8 points ago +8 / -0

Too Late!

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Leftcoastpede 7 points ago +7 / -0

We need the same in California. The Emergency Services Act is used like a bludgeon against the Counties!

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JustInTime2_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Michigan now is your chance to return power to the people and not a freaking tyrant.

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JustInTime2_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

WTF?

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nomoreprinkles 4 points ago +4 / -0

The CDC considers a "no risk" scenario only when half a percent or less tests positive. What's the margin of error, 4%?

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PropagandaWizard1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whitmer is ASSHOE!

Free Michigan!

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Margeshrimpson 4 points ago +8 / -4
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whiskey_shitz 10 points ago +10 / -0

I don't think this is an official recall. The only official recall (approved by the board of canvassers) was pulled at the last minute on july 28th.

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SchveebleSchvobbla 9 points ago +9 / -0

You are correct. Change.org is Soros!

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Two_Scoops__ 1 point ago +1 / -0

this is trash. delete this shit

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nmipede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't sign that petition, the legal and currently active one is at https://unlockmichigan.com/ Change.org is Soros bullshit, as another pede correctly noted.

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nmipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Already signed it and took it to my friends for their signatures.

Bitch.

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Christ_Alone 2 points ago +2 / -0

I signed this like 2 months ago and I'm wondering what's taking so long