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Man0lo 29 points ago +29 / -0

We really do need to make the raccoon the mascot of All Lives matter / Anti-BLM. They will take their frustration out on even more raccoons, turning more and more people against them.

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Really 14 points ago +14 / -0

George Coon will have not died in vain. We will keep his legacy alive.

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Wankerton 5 points ago +5 / -0

Omg, calling our mascot coon might have some bad optics... some hilariously bad optics

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TickleMeSenpai 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kevin coon should be his name. maybe kevin racoon to avoid people getting pissy.

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anon31173 4 points ago +4 / -0

making this raccoon the face of something positive would really help me forget the horror i saw it suffer through

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Thecryptoclub 23 points ago +23 / -0

I am pissed and saddened by the raccoon video.

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AguyWithAfamily 5 points ago +5 / -0

What fucking raccoon video? See this is what I hate about this place. It's like if you don't spend hours on here wasting your life away you're just in the dark. Someone posts a picture of a fucking raccoon and it's like wha? I have to jump through hoops and hope to get lucky and find some original thread with context. You guys are HORRIBLE at providing any context. I aint got all day to just browse the fucking internet. I have a job.

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RussianLimbaugh 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dude. It’s okay. Just ask & someone will hook you up with context. I haven’t watched the video, because I know I won’t be able to get through it, but there’s a video of some black people beating a raccoon to death while laughing about it.

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Cutter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get yourself a nice conservative news aggregator like newsammo and spend a few minutes scrolling through the headlines every day and you'll know everything you need to know.

Trouble is, when I read something I think is worth sharing here, it's usually been shared half a dozen times already, so you have to ask yourself which is worse: having too few links to what someone considers newsworthy here, or too many.

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Analmanlebron 2 points ago +2 / -0

here you go, fren It’s a hard watch

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CowForCow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joggers teaching a racist raccoon what’s up. Based purely on economic factors. Remember power + privilege = racons are racist.

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Patroklos_Maga 5 points ago +5 / -0

What a horrible video, these guys are scum

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Current_Year_Acct 18 points ago +18 / -0

Raccoons have been my favorite animal for a couple years now. They're adorable. They have families. They take care of their young.

No words for how much that video disgusted me.

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ModernKnight 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would be in this camp if they'd stop STEALING MY CROPS! They're adorable, and social, and scarily intelligent, but they ate all 4 acres of our sweet corn a few years back. Sneaky, clever little bandits. That being said, we should totally make George Coon the mascot for All Lives Matter. That poor creature didn't deserve what was done to him.

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Current_Year_Acct 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's rough. Definitely a nuisance if you've got a garden, much less a farm. Or if one keeps spilling your trash. Otherwise, they seem pretty great.

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Loiuzein 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, commies aren't really alive, so that's kind of a non sequitur, but I get where you're coming from

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rockaustin 10 points ago +10 / -0

When someone asks me if black lives matter (damn Apple keeps trying to capitalize blm) or if all lives matter, I say only my life matters, fuck off.

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Lol_Garrus 6 points ago +6 / -0

except for pedos and communists

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Homeofthebrave1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

:(

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Ebbie8708 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ugh. Raccoons are so cute.

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Yippy 4 points ago +4 / -0

It takes a special kind of evilness to do this to an animal, but I’ve seen them do similar things to human beings too.

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TickleMeSenpai 3 points ago +3 / -0

dude that video was so sad. wtf is wrong with these people? why would you kill a random racoon other than to satiate a psychopathic bloodlust.

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Cutter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Something I've wondered about for a long time is how would it affect our society if we pitted criminals on death row in public gladiator-style death matches. Would it make things worse, as I believe violence in movies and video games does, or would it satisfy the people who seem to live for death and destruction?

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Loiuzein 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would love to watch such a thing, but I don't think it would be a positive influence. Not sure it would be negative either, but after seeing things like Death Race, my money's on "at least somewhat negative"

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TickleMeSenpai 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is quite the conundrum. I'm pushed towards locke's theory of natural law where humans are inherently evil and would devolve into savagery without social contracts so I think it would possibly tantalize our darkest desires but it wouldn't be conducive towards maintaining a functional society, executions should be quick and painless with little fanfare.

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Cutter 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree re executions and am constantly awed by the "stupidity" (?) involving them. All that's required is a lack of oxygen to quickly and humanely dispatch a human. To be generous, sneak 'em a sleeping pill on some random night and cancel them while they nap.

Little by little science is waking up to what I have known for years; that we're just slightly smarter than some animals, dumber than others, and the instincts we were born with have been all but lost to our belief that we are smart enough to manipulate and exist outside of the natural world.

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TickleMeSenpai 1 point ago +1 / -0

realistically, one of the fastest ways is hanging, because if properly calculated, it crushes the spinal cord causing instantaneous loss of feeling to all of the lower body.

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Cutter 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's true, but hanging is basically a spectator sport and as with current techniques, unless the goal is further punishing the convicted, is unnecessary overkill.

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TickleMeSenpai 1 point ago +1 / -0

probably better than gaseous asphyxiation, that's just drowning them in dry water.

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CowForCow 2 points ago +2 / -0

All lives matter? Is this evident?

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AguyWithAfamily 0 points ago +2 / -2

Raccoons.... Their lives are the only ones that actually don't matter. There is a reason they are considered a nuisance animal. I've had to kill 3 of them already this year. Fuck em.