My dude, I work for an Ivy League uni. An informant was sending my FB posts to my boss for I don't know how long. My sister is a DC lawyer and works with a Trump appointee. A professor found out and started asking me pointed questions about my sister. I shrugged it off, but then he said "The Trump administration is full of fucking white males!" So I said, "What's wrong with white males?" He appeared shocked and said "What?" so I said it again. This was in front of my boss (who had been getting my FB posts sent to her).
Twelve minutes later I had an email from central HR. Nobody would tell me what it was about, but I had to show up there with my boss. She pretended not to know what it's about as well. When I got in there, it was my female boss, a female HR gremlin, and a black male, the head of HR. They had some screenshots of my posts.
I denied everything and explained that anybody could make a troll FB account or photoshop my pictures. I don't remember saying any of this. I don't recall. Yes this looks like me but I don't recall writing a post like this. When I asked "Do you all mind if I take notes?", it shocked them. They were visibly worried because they were not used to the pressure being flipped. I don't really give a fuck about my job or career and I had legal advice.
I was explaining to the black guy what a hyperlink was. He was kind of like, You millennial understand this stuff, so what does it mean? I asked him, consider the BBC... and he said "Excuse me! Hold on there, what do you mean, BBC?"
I was surprised, but continued "Oh, that would be the British Broadcasting Company" and he said "Oh yes, I know that."
He clearly thought I was mentioning his favorite porn search term, BBC.
My dude, I work for an Ivy League uni. An informant was sending my FB posts to my boss for I don't know how long. My sister is a DC lawyer and works with a Trump appointee. A professor found out and started asking me pointed questions about my sister. I shrugged it off, but then he said "The Trump administration is full of fucking white males!" So I said, "What's wrong with white males?" He appeared shocked and said "What?" so I said it again. This was in front of my boss (who had been getting my FB posts sent to her).
Twelve minutes later I had an email from central HR. Nobody would tell me what it was about, but I had to show up there with my boss. She pretended not to know what it's about as well. When I got in there, it was my female boss, a female HR gremlin, and a black male, the head of HR. They had some screenshots of my posts.
I denied everything and explained that anybody could make a troll FB account or photoshop my pictures. I don't remember saying any of this. I don't recall. Yes this looks like me but I don't recall writing a post like this. When I asked "Do you all mind if I take notes?", it shocked them. They were visibly worried because they were not used to the pressure being flipped. I don't really give a fuck about my job or career and I had legal advice.
I was explaining to the black guy what a hyperlink was. He was kind of like, You millennial understand this stuff, so what does it mean? I asked him, consider the BBC... and he said "Excuse me! Hold on there, what do you mean, BBC?"
I was surprised, but continued "Oh, that would be the British Broadcasting Company" and he said "Oh yes, I know that."
He clearly thought I was mentioning his favorite porn search term, BBC.