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posted ago by kek_saved_the_world ago by kek_saved_the_world +2158 / -0
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lococholo 49 points ago +49 / -0

His hair looks like he was just shit out. What a turd!

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whiskey_shitz 31 points ago +31 / -0

Pinched lol.

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Equality72521 7 points ago +7 / -0

They gonna love that look in prison.

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Corran_Horn 5 points ago +5 / -0

He even has a nut duster. lulz

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basket_of_patriots 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thats the Something About Mary look.

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IcculusBased9 35 points ago +35 / -0

Dakotah. With an "h" at the end. Fuckin perfect.

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irspow 35 points ago +35 / -0

The likelihood of being a complete loser goes up exponentially when someone is raised by parents that give them a fake, made-up, or misspelled name.

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N0Brakes 12 points ago +12 / -0

Ding ding

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Mexicola1976 11 points ago +11 / -0

freakanomics 101

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Shockrocks 5 points ago +5 / -0

La-a. You pronounce da dash, beee bee.

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Justhalftheshaft 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Da dash don’t be silent!”

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SWAGLORDX1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

Years ago when this whole adding in wacky letters thing was taking my off neighbors named their girl "Jersey with a Z".

That's how they said it, every time, "Jersey with a Z".

Now the kid is an infant, never had to say or spell her name in her life - that clarification wasn't needed, but the parents just had to say it anyway. You could see the shit eating grin creep across her parents face every time they said it - so smug, so smart and clever, really patting themselves on the back for being unique and special.

All I can assume is that in a couple of years I'll be able to see Jerzey on stage at the Deja Vu.

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because they knew if they didn't say that it sounded retarded. Jersey WTF? Oh it's cool though, it's a name because it has a 'z'

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SWAGLORDX1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

I assume its like after the state? Which no offense to any Jersey pede's here - but you guys do have a certain reputation that I'm not sure I'd want to name my kid after.

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irspow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Giving children names that are misspelled or made up should be viewed as a form of child abuse.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is child abuse. They are bullied all their lives at school (called Jerky) then can't go above a mid-level employment position because no CEO ever has been named Jerzey ...

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Avykins 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd be a cunt and call the kid shit like Sweatshirt, Cardigan, Jumper then gradually expand to just any random article of clothing. "Hey, Left Sock With A Hole In The Toe, ya wanna ice block?"

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PinochetIsMyHero 0 points ago +1 / -1

Three year olds, Dude.

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AetherSurreal 5 points ago +5 / -0

Especially if your name is Aiden, kaiden, braiden or any other faggy variation

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irspow 31 points ago +31 / -0

Uh oh. The silly little communist revolutionary will receive federal charges. Unlike the catch and release Portland Antifa government, this dude will hopefully get serious time.

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whiskey_shitz 14 points ago +14 / -0

Almost certainly ten years or more.

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Cray_cray_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did it for the gram, fam.

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stratocaster_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Should be a hate crime as there was no other motivation.

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N0Brakes 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think he might be popular with some inmates. He won't lack for "friends"

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irspow 7 points ago +7 / -0

His Antifa/BLM affiliation will have him labeled as a race traitor. The white gang (not sure which one depending on facility) will have first claim to him. But his race traitor status will probably just get him an immediate beat down rejection. Then it will be open season on him by other racial gangs.

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PinochetIsMyHero 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meh. Most federal penitentiaries aren't that bad. It's the state prisons that all the real animals get housed in.

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OhLollyLollyPop 3 points ago +3 / -0

When you have a Soros DA, you have to go around them with Federal charges.

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Porkchop-express 26 points ago +26 / -0

Andy is fucking these guys to death. Keep going andy

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AetherSurreal 9 points ago +9 / -0

Maybe they should have thought about that before hucking concrete milkshakes at him. Fuck every one of those cucks to death, Andy!

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IllKissYourBoobies 2 points ago +3 / -1

Thank you bery much, Portland Andy! Thank you bery much!

These are all great people!

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also, based PT News Network on YT.

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Mexicola1976 19 points ago +19 / -0

Federal gun charges aren't a joke.

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irspow 19 points ago +19 / -0

Attempted murder of federal agent is much worse if the feds want to make an example of him. 😀

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RegularAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not sure but is this the same kind of trouble you'd get for breaking NFA laws? Like let's say his firearm was legal even though the crime of assaulting a federal officer is probably very severe anyways.

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Littlebabycakes 17 points ago +17 / -0

another loser that doesn't know there are consequences for your actions.

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whiskey_shitz 12 points ago +12 / -0

He does now

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Pikes985 16 points ago +16 / -0

Execute!

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Brickwell 13 points ago +13 / -0

Alfalfa has fallen so low.

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Mexicola1976 6 points ago +6 / -0

he ded

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stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was murdered in fact but I think it was ruled and accident so the killer walked.

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CounterRevolutionary 6 points ago +6 / -0

His parents must be retarded to spell his name that way.

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DragonEnergyBunny 3 points ago +3 / -0

*his single mother

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stratocaster_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Had it all picked out and had both a boy and girl covered. Gender neuitral obviously makes kids turn out more well adjusted.

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prayinpede 6 points ago +6 / -0

Night night! Keep your butthole tight.

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mickusa1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bye bye dickhead

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elmerecido 5 points ago +5 / -0

Arresting even just a dozen of these little miscreants, charging them, and incarcerating them for 10 years for the violent felonies is LITERALLY ALL it would take to put a hard stop to this shit. Once people stop getting released because the spineless DA won't charge them, and word gets out that people are doing hard time, these little wannabe-toughguy woketards will stop.

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SAW2TH 5 points ago +5 / -0

Publicly televised trials of these terrorists please.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've seen this guy before. I looked up the word "faggot" in the dictionary, and it was a picture of him.

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bgovern 5 points ago +5 / -0

Funny how many of these alleged BLM protesters are white.

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Kekmanchoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank you Andy.

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Trump2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

"I must say!"

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bklyndamsel 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe this is why they keep pushing for masks. So that they can riot and most get away. Unfortunately, they forgot that the internet can also be used for good.

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OhLollyLollyPop 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bingo!

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Zude 3 points ago +3 / -0

Beating an officer from behind with a bat? let's see some attempted murder charges on this fag. This motherfucker is going to get got. Wait and see. Wannabe tough guys. Get slayed.

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Pelayo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I worked in the Criminal Justice system managing release programs for ex-offenders at one stage and the amount of times I saw weirdly named petty crims (M & f) come in with their Mums (no dad) was astounding. My wife was having children at the time and their names are very traditional, I assure you.

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IlxTheGreat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Think that acne is likely to get worse with the salad he'll be tossing for the next couple decades.

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sub-collector 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fast trial, death sentence.

-- Donald J. Trump

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Bedminster 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Dakotah" is a great name for a prison bitch.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pedes!! How did they find this cuck? He was so suited up it's hard to tell his skin color. We have some really based undercovers.

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LesboPregnancyScare 2 points ago +2 / -0

good thing it was a federal officer and not a Portland city police officer otherwise he would be back out on the streets in less than 12 hours.

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Canuck4Trump2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

" C'mon Spanky !! Alfalfa's been arrested !! "

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hate crime right? Unprovoked attacked must have been motivated by hatred of a federal officer.

Dakotah - his parents are goofy and probably fucked him up. Looks like that was one of this trendy shit names of the 90's.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's effeminate.

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smurphyswimmer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jelly or Syrup?

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WHYsoMAD 1 point ago +1 / -0

can we hang him like the traitor he is?

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Foxbat40 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like he just had a good cry.

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stonepony 1 point ago +1 / -0

Enjoy that all-you-can-eat BBC prison buffet. Bitch.

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only unmarried mothers give a boy a name like that. No wonder he hates authority figures that try to keep order in society. This is another product of a leftist, gimmiedat mother.

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INK10 1 point ago +1 / -0

Parents should have given him a real man's name.

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MidwestNorsk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Check his phone for 🍕🍕🍕 images.

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dindunufin2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Consiquences for your actions.... RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Zude 1 point ago +1 / -0

We gon' get you, bud. Don't rest easy.

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Lord_Holmes 1 point ago +1 / -0

The police should have shot this man during the attempted murder.

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chahn1138 1 point ago +1 / -0

MORE indeed!

Syrup or Jellah?!

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Hangemh1gh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meet your new cell mate, Ben Dover.

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IDGAF-DT2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wooooop woop! Federal prison for you son...catch u in 10-25

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MAGAbeast2016 1 point ago +1 / -0

Life

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pileongomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stop saying “loaded gun” fam. Just say “Gun” or “pistol” or “firearm” or “handgun” or “weapon”. It would only be relevant if the gun wasn’t loaded. Rule #1.