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Wheredidiputit 95 points ago +97 / -2

I'm Joe Biden, and I've confused this message.

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bubadmt 44 points ago +46 / -2

WHY-WHY-WHY-WHY-WHY-WHY-WHY, YOU'RE GETTING NERVOUS MAN!

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CovefefeREEEE 20 points ago +21 / -1

This meme . . . and other amazing ones like it . . . keep me coming back every day, for more MAGA red pill energy. Thank you thedonald.win meme wizards!

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Pukeahontas 15 points ago +16 / -1

CMON MAN

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Wheredidiputit 9 points ago +10 / -1

LOOK, FAT

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 4 points ago +5 / -1

CMON MAN

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Drugs

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rapidtransit440 1 point ago +1 / -0

This post made my day.

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couranto 50 points ago +52 / -2

One of the obvious signs is repeatedly saying, “come on man.”

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bubadmt 16 points ago +17 / -1

Come on man! I do not have de--dem--dem-d-- anyways, my times up.

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FriendlySloth 7 points ago +8 / -1

Also "not a joke". He has to clarify that constantly because his ""policies"" are so hilariously bad.

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couranto 8 points ago +9 / -1

Also when he forgets a line he’ll say, “ah never mind I shouldn’t say it.” As if it’s a killer one liner about Trump.

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endthefed11 5 points ago +6 / -1

My boss once pulled me aside for disciplinary reasons. She said "this is not a joke." Thereafter I could not take her seriously. If you have to say "this is not a joke," then it probably is.

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Skogin 2 points ago +3 / -1

It’s like the common preface, “Honestly,” as tho all the other communication is lies... and the boss I’m thinking of was indeed full of shit.

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thisguyfucks 2 points ago +2 / -0

While I know they’re often miss used, I think the use of adverbs like “honestly“, “seriously“, and “literally” are meant to preface against something surprising or extreme being taken as hyperbole or metaphor. It’s so abused by the left because they are obsessed with making fantasy a reality with no capacity for calculating real outcomes and repercussions.

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Skogin 1 point ago +1 / -0

lack of conscientious responsibility perhaps

apart from the outright lack of honesty

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Drewniverse 29 points ago +30 / -1

On the real, if you know an older adult who seems like they are losing it a little bit, try and get them tested. My 95 year old grandma has dementia and she checks every box on that foldout. It's gotten so bad that when she misplaces something she will blame me and say I took it out of "revenge."

The sooner you catch it the better you can manage it.

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Wheredidiputit 20 points ago +21 / -1

Yeah they get MEAN about it.

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ChelseaHubbell 13 points ago +14 / -1

Ever notice how Joe gets angry when he gets confused?

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Skogin 3 points ago +4 / -1

Angery Joe

Wait, that’s someone else.

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Marshall 7 points ago +8 / -1

I went through that with both my grandmother and my father. My grandmother was always a bit paranoid so it wasn't as obvious. But my dad became a whole other person with dementia. I lost my DAD two years before he died. But it wasn't Alzheimer's, but what I think is diebetis related dementia since both had it and I have it.

The scary thing is that I'm getting close to their age when it first started. Of course, they stopped treating it with some of the drugs they took which caused kidney damage, which itself can cause dementia like syptoms.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

There are natural supplements that help with this. Tremendous progress has been made, learning what causes it. Natural supplementation is a perfect fit.

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G_regulator 2 points ago +2 / -0

You poor man, my grandfather had dementia towards the end, mum didn't really let us see him once he started losing it so I can't really pretend to know what your going thru. I hope you okay, and that she find peace soon.

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Impressive-Length 22 points ago +23 / -1

Dang. I only have like 10 of those.

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zizzuzzazze 18 points ago +19 / -1

I think I caught them all lol :(

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TenScoops 14 points ago +15 / -1

I have mood swings, I cure them with this site and watching the dumpster fire that is the Democrat party

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UnwokePatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dementiamon: Gotta Catch'em All!

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NuclearDreams 5 points ago +6 / -1

Just a bit of information, since I both experienced Alzheimers in a family member first hand and did some reading up on the early signs. I check most of these boxes as well, but the central sign of dementia-related memory loss is that the person is often unaware they forgot something. They will use the wrong word or name for someone and if they realize the mistake or are made aware of the mistake will laugh it away as a joke or get angry about it.

Joe Biden fits this perfectly. Notice that everything he forgets something he tries to cover it up with a joke. "Here I am at the blah blah center.....wait that's down the street. See thats a joke." Thats one example. "Here's my wife Jill Biden....oh wait that's my sister see they switched sides on me!"

And half the time he doesn't even realize he made a mistake and keeps rambling on. See saying he was running for Senator, mistaking the place he is at multiple times. Etc.

Anyways thats a long post to say that Joe clearly suffers from memory problems because he will never admit he forgot something or flubbed a line. He makes a joke or excuse afterwards.

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Pedeberrycrunch 18 points ago +19 / -1

I'm Joe Biden's husband!

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Pedeberrycrunch 4 points ago +5 / -1

Look, fat. Corn Pop was a bad dude. Text "JOE" to nine eight eight, two three-hundred, EMPIRE!"

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Whoopies_tds 1 point ago +2 / -1

Or 8-6-7-5-3-0-9 for a goo- g - go C’mon man you know the thing

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endthefed11 4 points ago +5 / -1

No your my sister, not my wife.

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Randomite 1 point ago +1 / -0

I watched that a couple of times - I think that the women switched places behind his back when he was walking up to the podium and he didn't look back before he started naming off the two women. I don't think this is a legit 'confused moment'.

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endthefed11 1 point ago +1 / -0

He didnt handle it well.

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endthefed11 15 points ago +16 / -1

There are lots of types of dementia, and I think Joe has Alzheimer's. The earliest feature is difficulty with memory and word finding which are clearly evident in Joe.

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edxzxz 17 points ago +18 / -1

I'd say it's a result of having had 3 bleeding brain aneurysms all of which he's had brain surgery to fix. Funny nobody in the media bothers to bring that up at all. The last one, iirc, his surgeon told him he'd have a 35% chance of regaining full mental function. It appears those odds did not work out in his favor. Also odd that for all the shit Trump gets about his hair, which he's allowed talk show hosts to mess up with their own hands and confirm it's all real, that nobody asks Joe how the fuck he was bald in the 1970's but somehow now has a head full of hair plugs.

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endthefed11 7 points ago +8 / -1

Ruptured anurysm is serious. He probably did suffer some deficit from them and has less reserve brain function to withstand new insults. Hence the drastic decline from a couple of years ago. One risk factor for aneurysm formation is hypertension which he possibly has had for decades.

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Wheredidiputit 10 points ago +11 / -1

Nah. I think it's just senile dementia and strokes. My Grandfather did everything Joe is doing and didn't have Alzheimer's. Lots of minor small strokes will really fuck you up to where it looks like Alzheimer's, but it's really just the brain getting chewed up by blood clots.

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endthefed11 8 points ago +9 / -1

Senile dementia is not a medical term, stricly speaking. AD presents insidiously at first and he would still be in the earlier stages. Vascular dementia is what you are referring to and manifests as stepwise decline with early executive impairment. I see it as a possibility also.

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Wheredidiputit 5 points ago +6 / -1

thanks medical pede!

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Wheredidiputit 8 points ago +9 / -1

Correct.

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allinfordjt 2 points ago +3 / -1

He's Obama and Soros empty vessel.

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somercet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Incorrect, he's filled with hate.

A lifetime of government privilege, high office and graft has left him filled with hate.

Ayn Rand was right.

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Jaunty_Haul 11 points ago +12 / -1

The Democrats are guilty of elder abuse.

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stratocaster_patriot 9 points ago +10 / -1

"It's not elder abuse when you are saving our democracy" - Dems probably

I hate elder abuse but in this case he deserves every fucking thing he gets IMO.

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Jaunty_Haul 5 points ago +6 / -1

I agree, but they deserve to pay for abusing a senile old man, too.

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couranto 9 points ago +10 / -1

Confusion of time and place: “It’s good to be in NH (as hes in Vermont).

Changes in personality: “What are you a junkie. Come on man.”

Misplacing things: “This is my wife... my sister. Oh they switched places on me...”

Problems with language: “I’m joe Biden’s husband. Joe Biden...”

Day to day forgetting: “I’m Joe Biden and I’m running for the United States Senate...”

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Skogin 0 points ago +1 / -1

Perfect! I’m going to add those quotes in...

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stratocaster_patriot 8 points ago +9 / -1

I can't wait to debate Trump in fact I do it every day. I've already done it 50 times. Look man......ah I better not say that Joe No I'm going to say that Joe. Damnit Joe they told you about that and you just keep doing it. You are a bad bad boy.

I can't wait until he starts speaking out loud to himself.

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stratocaster_patriot 8 points ago +9 / -1

I wouldn't even let him represent our country in a game of tic-tac-toe

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edxzxz 4 points ago +5 / -1

Way back in the olden days, some amusement piers etc. would have a glass box with a chicken inside and for a quarter you could play tic tac toe against the chicken. I'd be ok if Joe Biden refuses to take an actual mental cognitive test if he'd at least give it a go and play the chicken a couple games of tic tac toe. My money will be on the chicken, since not only is Joe demented, but he probably hasn't played tic tac toe in a while, and the chicken plays every day. Maybe GEOTUS can have somebody wheel the glass box chicken tic tac toe game onto the stage for the first debate, and sucker Sleepy Joe into having a go at it? "Joe, the American people have serious doubts as to your mental abilities - here's your chance to put those questions to rest - all you have to do is beat this chicken at a child's game - you're not 'chicken', are you? Maybe a push up contest afterwards to resolve doubts about his physical fitness as well?

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Skogin 1 point ago +2 / -1

He’d switch the peanut butter with ice cubes and dentures.

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Aquamine-Amarine 5 points ago +6 / -1

It's a terrible disease, it's disgusting that they're forcing him to run. He's still a piece of shit though.

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ciaramella_is_gay 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yeah, fuck that guy but fuck his handlers (and his wife), for letting this shit continue.

And fuck all his supporters who let him be their pick. They're all contributing to the elder abuse.

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ProphetOfKek 5 points ago +6 / -1

Are you a junkie?!

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bubadmt 4 points ago +5 / -1

Are you a jone-ie is what he really said. Can't even say 'junkie' correctly. Sad! https://youtu.be/nyq55Nzm4sg

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Skogin 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yeah, I noticed that too.

And doesn’t junkie usually refer to people injecting drugs? If it’s coke, the standard term is cokehead. He should have said, “drug test,” but he’s demented, and here we are.

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bubadmt 1 point ago +2 / -1

Maybe he did mean joneie, as in, jonesing for crack, but that's a stretch.

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VinnyMAGA 5 points ago +6 / -1

Dr. Jill Biden = hahahaha my husband shows no signs of decline.

Well she is a Dr folks... Wait a minute!

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guypenguin4 4 points ago +5 / -1

I don't think I've seen a faster sticky! Thanks mods

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edxzxz 4 points ago +5 / -1

Hi, I;m the main stream media, and somehow I claim to be a legitimate purveyor of news while also refusing to ask a candidate for this nation's highest office about their 3 brain surgeries and obvious mental decline.

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Genericwhitemale 3 points ago +4 / -1

Look, fat. First things third, I got hairy legs and I love kids jumping on my lap. Come on, man!

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Shitposter69 3 points ago +4 / -1

Is heavy inhalation on there too?

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MaouRem 3 points ago +4 / -1

Not sure if the changes in personality applies, though it may count that his personality doesn't change when his handlers keep telling him to change it as it's not compatible with BLMs messages.

All the others are spot on though

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rentfREEEE_since2016 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honestly. When I see joe Biden speaking anywhere about anything, I become more and more convinced that he doesn’t even want to be president. He behaves like he’s running because he doesn’t have a choice. It’s Like his handlers put “running for president” on his daily schedule between “morning apple sauce” and “afternoon enema”.

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Ben45 2 points ago +3 / -1

Saving this for nov 4

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concealedaces 2 points ago +3 / -1

Scientifically, based on all the symptoms..... It looks like all the Leftists suffer from dementia

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 0 points ago +1 / -1

"The science is settled." "Trust the science."

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nds19 1 point ago +2 / -1

Anybody else think it may be an act? As to avoid possible legal repercussions from the 0bama administration years? Maybe I'm paranoid lol.

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GeneralVeers 1 point ago +1 / -0

Today's meme is brought to you by the letter "R" and by the number 45.

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Mammadora [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Nice!

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FUDGEreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Come on maaaaaan

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dumdumexpress 0 points ago +1 / -1

Is Joe Biden working for Trump?

Discuss...

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G_regulator 0 points ago +1 / -1

It's so weird hearing the media defend slow Joey's cognitive ability. Even when he's on (by on I mean on drugs) he slurs his speech.

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JoeandHunterBiden 0 points ago +1 / -1

C'mon man! The whole idea that, look, I'm not saying that, uh, the thing is uh, uh, look, most people are black lying dog faced pony soldiers, that support me and my husband Joe Biden. I know, I know what you're thinking, well balloons sometimes get eaten by giraffes on the tiddly winks coattails. Support me or you ain't black malarkey.

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eddieblasphemy 0 points ago +1 / -1

Dementia? Come on man! That's not a brain thing, Jack. Thats a person. Dementia is the name of Corn Pop's old lady. She called me boy so i smacked her with a bike chain wrapped around a tire iron. She ain't black. She don't mess around with me no more.

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Skogin 0 points ago +1 / -1

Well done OP. I’m inclined to modify this...

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HenkZeilstra 0 points ago +1 / -1

Lady Lady Lady Lady, Why Why Why Why, Come on man, listen here you fat, dogfaced ponysoldier the fiddle seckle mental filtness. Are you Junkie? Because that is how we learned about the roaches, you know the thing

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montanapede 0 points ago +1 / -1

Tonight is going to be a shitshow. He looked confused last night coming out on stage.

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Jimmy_Russler 0 points ago +1 / -1

I don't have dem... de... de.... you know, the thing.

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dumdumexpress 0 points ago +1 / -1

The most reprehensible thing this election is the Democrats who will vote Biden knowing in their bones that he can't do the job and are OK with stealth electing Kamala in this fashion. This is some Disney-level intrigue.

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Pedeville 0 points ago +1 / -1

Fyck im 25 and got dementia

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godaddy42 0 points ago +1 / -1

THE WHOLE DNC HAS THIS THESE SAME 10 signs. especially UGLy OBAMA AVD STUPID HC,

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Hades440 0 points ago +1 / -1

That's disrespectful! I'll have you know that man was a Democratic Caucus.

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godaddy42 0 points ago +1 / -1

HE;S GOING DOWN SO FAST WON'T BE LONG NOW.

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Priopism 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't such a complete piece of shit his entire adult life. The world is better off now that Biden can't string together a coherent lie or attack on someone that's trying to do the right thing.

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Flipbarryfromreddit -1 points ago +1 / -2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA yep! Biden has lost his mind!