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Jon888 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sounds satirical.

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CitizenPlain 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was looking for the Babylon Bee logo...

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 6 points ago +7 / -1

Karma is a bitter woman.

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HighEmergy 4 points ago +4 / -0

. . . AND SHE'S IN HEAT!

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UnwaveringDefiance 3 points ago +3 / -0

“no reason Americans can't vote in person for the 2020 presidential election.” -Fauci

Oh no, I’ve said too much.

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Siteless_Vagrant [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bingo.

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The_kool_mom 1 point ago +1 / -0

My first thought was, did the deeo state do surgery on his vocal cords to shut him up after this statement? In 2020, anything's possible.

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Walders 3 points ago +3 / -0

He can't talk but can still pose for teen vogue

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PicklesMcClanahan 3 points ago +3 / -0

The stress of his lies....

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Aeronomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's almost like God told him to sit down and shut up.

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BugsleyKAG 2 points ago +2 / -0

STD side effect

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IncredibleMrE1 2 points ago +2 / -0

PRAISE KEK!