I’m gonna die if they start saying shit like white teeth are racist. I seriously won’t be able to stop laughing. And I know they’ll do it. I swear if this circulated social media, they’ll go apeshit. That’s how dumb this movement has gotten. They’ll advocate for rotting teeth cause clean teeth are white.
Buncha white racists trying to marginalize all the helpless, yellow-tooth, cavity-ridden blacks with their impossible dental standards! So sick of those racist white people!
They say milk is racist, a well mowed lawn is racist, knowing math is racist, an intact family is racist, reading to your kids is racist, etc. I'm sure they will soon enough.
If whoever does marketing for Listerine had a hair on their ass they’d run a series of riot themed commercials with chants just like that. Just lampoon their revolution and make money kind of like the rest of the corporations supporting the terrorists except without the fake virtue signaling.
Stay healthy, stay white, use Listerine morning and night.
It would be amazing. You could have a bunch anthropomorphized bacteria and tartar that look like rioters throwing bricks at white, teeth-shaped buildings, only for Listerine White officers to come beat them back. There's so much potential here!
Yes! You could have the competitor brand looking like the Portland police, fighting it back but not getting rid of it and the Listerine could be like the feds. They could even have Listerine vans pulling up and black bagging the bacteria and tartar and getting rid of it.
You ever watch a terrible movie or see some awful marketing and just think, "I have zero experience making movies or commercials and I know for a fact that I could do better than these dungholes"? Someone oughta pay me six figures to come up with this stuff.
So now "tartar" will be the new racist term for black people, and the reason people's teeth fall out is because of white flight away from tartar when there is too much tartar coming in.
C'mon, man! Listerine, you should know and do better than this! We are better than this!
I don't care if people pull other people's teeth out and loot the dentist's office, they need that equipment to feed their families! It's REPARAYSHUNZ, they got insurance!
It’s funny how they use words from history in new ways to obfuscate our past. You search Tartar now and it comes up with tooth gunk. Not the great civilization of Tartaria the the cabal destroyed or anything...
I wrote them an email saying basically that. I threatened to tattle to BLM. J&J are cucks so this product might get canceled. I sort of regret it because I hate that shit but it will be interesting to see how easy it is to manipulate a huge conglomerate that I already wish ill upon because of Colgate and because they knowingly let us put asbestos on our bodies for decades.
The real problem is marketing groups being worthless lazy asses and using twitter instead of conducting focus groups to get an actual sample. Twitter is free and can be done in an hour. This is the result.
Howdy fellow shithole-dweller! There are quite a few of us, but we keep it to ourselves - and we never did obnoxiously push our views on others the way the leftists do. Like the salty ones who downvoted us!
Right I seen those downvotes o well at least we make an impact lol. And yea there a lot of us out here i keep my MAGA hat in the car. I’ve lived here in sf long enough to remember when it was a good place to live. But now a certified shithole full of the weirdest people i mean that in a bad way.
I’m always down to find new friends with likes minds.
Wanna be friends
Trivia: in medieval Japan, teeth were considered to be ugly, and women used to blacken their teeth so that they were less visible. There were black dyes that they cleaned them with. I wonder if any of those thousand-year-old manufacturers still exist; they could hop on the virtue-signaling train and make a mint.
Good meme, but don't make the mistake of thinking that parent company Johnson & Johnson are not giving money to leftist groups like SPLC, because they are.
Hahahaha,, I used to go out with an old gal by the name of Listerine. Listerine DeFazio was her name. Cute little thing, she had a room mate, her name was Shirley Feeney. I had to take her friend Squiggy out behind the gym once, you know, teach him some manners.
BLACK TEETH MATTER! CUPS UP DON'T RINSE! NO SUGARS NO PEACE! I CAN'T BRUSH!
I’m gonna die if they start saying shit like white teeth are racist. I seriously won’t be able to stop laughing. And I know they’ll do it. I swear if this circulated social media, they’ll go apeshit. That’s how dumb this movement has gotten. They’ll advocate for rotting teeth cause clean teeth are white.
They will become anti-dentites.
13 reasons why white teeth are racist. Literally all 13 reasons will surprise you
Buncha white racists trying to marginalize all the helpless, yellow-tooth, cavity-ridden blacks with their impossible dental standards! So sick of those racist white people!
Yes, exactly. Only white oppressors can afford nice teeth and it's absolutely not racist to assume that all non-whites cannot afford dentistry.
They were convinced that the OK sign was white supremacist and that IT'S OKAY TO BE WHITE was hate speech, so at this point nothing is beyond them.
The movement may be dumb, but those who foisted it upon the useful idiots among us didn't do so out of stupidity.
MAKE TRAITORS HANG AGAIN!
https://www.spectator.com.au/2020/06/is-teeth-whitening-now-racist-too/
They say milk is racist, a well mowed lawn is racist, knowing math is racist, an intact family is racist, reading to your kids is racist, etc. I'm sure they will soon enough.
Amen
TAKE YOUR BRUSH OFF OUR TEEFES.
Whitening teeth is racist! It's a dog whistle and it oppresses people with black teeth, we must fight white teeth oppression
I love this place.
When our incisors are under attack, what do we do?! STAND UP FIGHT PLAQUE!
ACAB. All cavities are bastards.
If whoever does marketing for Listerine had a hair on their ass they’d run a series of riot themed commercials with chants just like that. Just lampoon their revolution and make money kind of like the rest of the corporations supporting the terrorists except without the fake virtue signaling.
Stay healthy, stay white, use Listerine morning and night.
It would be amazing. You could have a bunch anthropomorphized bacteria and tartar that look like rioters throwing bricks at white, teeth-shaped buildings, only for Listerine White officers to come beat them back. There's so much potential here!
Yes! You could have the competitor brand looking like the Portland police, fighting it back but not getting rid of it and the Listerine could be like the feds. They could even have Listerine vans pulling up and black bagging the bacteria and tartar and getting rid of it.
There is so much potential.
You ever watch a terrible movie or see some awful marketing and just think, "I have zero experience making movies or commercials and I know for a fact that I could do better than these dungholes"? Someone oughta pay me six figures to come up with this stuff.
Yep. Instead they pay some intersectionalist commie traitor six figures to launch a campaign that costs them seven or more figures.
That's it. The enemy has been named. The ICTs ...
Weird al would be impressed. Nice work Pede.
It's okay to have white teeth.
BASED LISTERINE
Protects against stains lmao
stains are our strength
BLM is a shit stain on American history
So now "tartar" will be the new racist term for black people, and the reason people's teeth fall out is because of white flight away from tartar when there is too much tartar coming in.
C'mon, man! Listerine, you should know and do better than this! We are better than this!
Teeth falling out is systematically racist, white flight 😅 poor teeth are just as dense and just as strong as white teeth!
I have a couple gold teeth. Gold teeth matters. And all teeth cannot matter until gold teeth matter.
I don't care if people pull other people's teeth out and loot the dentist's office, they need that equipment to feed their families! It's REPARAYSHUNZ, they got insurance!
It’s funny how they use words from history in new ways to obfuscate our past. You search Tartar now and it comes up with tooth gunk. Not the great civilization of Tartaria the the cabal destroyed or anything...
Yeah, or a dish of raw meat.
It's out of the 1984 11th edition of Newspeak.
Fuckin tarter heads always out there looting
When the tartar starts the cavities start.
When the tartar is allowed to get really thick it must be scraped off the teeth with sharp instruments before decay sets in.
I think if they call it 'tarta' without a hard 'R' at the end, it might be ok to do...
I wrote them an email saying basically that. I threatened to tattle to BLM. J&J are cucks so this product might get canceled. I sort of regret it because I hate that shit but it will be interesting to see how easy it is to manipulate a huge conglomerate that I already wish ill upon because of Colgate and because they knowingly let us put asbestos on our bodies for decades.
I can’t brush
Plaque lives matter!
Nice.
STAY WHITE
That's what I wrote in all my classmates' high school year books.
How long before this product is pulled?
lol
It'll get pulled when they go after Mr. Clean. Translation: Never.
Stay mad.
Stay white pony boy
You ain’t black you lying dog faced pony soldier
Also we have redheads and blondes!
And we get all the Asian women especially if we are over 6 foot.
And everyone but Europeans love it when we visit their country and are cool if we want to come live there.
It's ok to be a hot redhead, just try not to be crazy. Scientists claim that redheads feel more pain than average, that may explain part of it.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
The real problem is marketing groups being worthless lazy asses and using twitter instead of conducting focus groups to get an actual sample. Twitter is free and can be done in an hour. This is the result.
"How white teeth are a form of white supremacy"
Man I swear I've already seen that headline. Sounds too familiar.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Calling it now, you're going to make them issue a statement in support of BLM and label change which is going to lead to people boycotting them
Listerine: If it ain't white, it ain't right.
BRB, going to the store with a flatbed truck.
Protects against school and Hollywood indoctrinations. Prevents MSM brainwashing.
Systemic White Supremacy!
It does get lonely being the very few like us in San Francisco. You are not alone I’m in the city too
Howdy fellow shithole-dweller! There are quite a few of us, but we keep it to ourselves - and we never did obnoxiously push our views on others the way the leftists do. Like the salty ones who downvoted us!
Right I seen those downvotes o well at least we make an impact lol. And yea there a lot of us out here i keep my MAGA hat in the car. I’ve lived here in sf long enough to remember when it was a good place to live. But now a certified shithole full of the weirdest people i mean that in a bad way.
I’m always down to find new friends with likes minds. Wanna be friends
You Lying Dog Faced Pony Molar
How white teeth are a clear indication of systemic racism and an oppressive patriarchy in America. And you might be contributing to the problem.
Teeth have ALWAYS been racist: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/mount-vernon-discontinues-washington-magnet-over-slave-teeth-controversy/ar-BB10cJPn.
Based J&J, my company!
You're telling me listerine protects against all manner of non-whiteness? Interesting.
Trivia: in medieval Japan, teeth were considered to be ugly, and women used to blacken their teeth so that they were less visible. There were black dyes that they cleaned them with. I wonder if any of those thousand-year-old manufacturers still exist; they could hop on the virtue-signaling train and make a mint.
I guarantee that this meme will make them change that product line. Soon it will be "STAY YOUR PRETTY TOOTH COLOR OF CHOICE"
Good meme, but don't make the mistake of thinking that parent company Johnson & Johnson are not giving money to leftist groups like SPLC, because they are.
theres a fluoride joke there somewhere
This is based...
Brushing your teeth is an example of society’s white supremacy!
The rise of the Listereich
White teeth privilege 🤣
Hahahaha,, I used to go out with an old gal by the name of Listerine. Listerine DeFazio was her name. Cute little thing, she had a room mate, her name was Shirley Feeney. I had to take her friend Squiggy out behind the gym once, you know, teach him some manners.
C'mon man!
Laugh out loud
White = Clean
Man, the shilling is real here with all the downvotes. No sense of humor.
I’m dying over here
Oh great, now I wont be able to find Listerine after THIS buycott...
when people start whining about my breath, Im blaming you guys :)
White is better, at least in the case of teeth. And tigers, horses, and house cats.
"Naturally white...Stay white"
Why do liberals HATE the dentist?
They make teeth straight and white
Red blood matters.