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LarryLambskin 69 points ago +69 / -0

One bite everyone knows the rules

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schiff_for_brains 37 points ago +37 / -0

Eat the crust first!

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The_RedWolf 21 points ago +21 / -0

Only when it’s stuffed crust

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jive-ass-turkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Heretic!

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JesusisKing 5 points ago +8 / -3

From the thumbnail i literally thought he was about to break the internet for shits n gigs

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BeerAndCope 2 points ago +2 / -0

What did you think he was going to do?

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intamin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Little bites, Baron...little bites!

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dindunufin2 55 points ago +55 / -0

He is such a class act. Love him!

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had-to-chime-in 21 points ago +21 / -0

BUT WHAT WAS THE VERDICT? PRESIDENTIAL QUALITY PIZZA?

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The_RedWolf 15 points ago +15 / -0

Eh, this is one of those softball questions they use for clips for the local nightly news

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permissible_missile 30 points ago +30 / -0

ACKSHUALLY, you're only entitled to half

What a boss lmao

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 6 points ago +6 / -0

Given the tax cuts, he's paying all of us instead.

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Smubbs 24 points ago +24 / -0

Does the secret service have to watch them make the food? How does this work ?

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EricCharliemella 21 points ago +21 / -0

I don't think they do, when they stop at a place like this I think they will order ahead of time with some anonymity. When the Pres walks in like a boss, it's a surprise to everyone except the President's entourage.

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The_RedWolf 12 points ago +12 / -0

That makes a lot of sense especially given how detailed presidential schedules are

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EricCharliemella 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yeah the Secret Service knows where they are going weeks in advance, even when it seems like a pop-in like this, they just lock it up.

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FreeBased1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also, no one is gonna poison POTUS. And if they tried, it wouldn't work. His body is too strong, believe me, folks.

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john1234 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh what a great body it is. And such great intestines, too. They do a fabulous work on pizza.

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jubyeonin 6 points ago +6 / -0

They'd better keep an eye on that. Alefantis sources questionable ingredients for his pizzas. Can't be too careful.

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Raindrops1984 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wish he would’ve posed with it in front of a fence or a gate.

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FreeBased1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh shit!!!!

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Great question.

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The_RedWolf 9 points ago +9 / -0

7.5 ain’t nothing to be ashamed off, that’s solid for a local joint

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intamin 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mean...wouldn't it be the other way around? Local joints would have the best and worst... Chains would be in the middle.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 9 points ago +9 / -0

I wonder if Dave recommended that place to Trump.

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YugeNut1 17 points ago +17 / -0

Update: The pizza was great, The BEST even! I couldn't have done better myself, and that's saying something! Thank you Scranton!

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mykillk 14 points ago +14 / -0

Is this the place that the left tried to cancel?

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CisSiberianOrchestra 13 points ago +13 / -0

Are you talking about the place where the owner had a Trump flag hanging in the back and some SJW Karen threatened to drive him out of business? That place is in Long Island, NY.

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mykillk 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's the one. Thanks!

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theflabmaster 13 points ago +13 / -0

Let me guess, it didn't cost $65,000?

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NoahGav 8 points ago +8 / -0

No. It cost $64,999. Ofc $64,979 of that was the tip.

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FreeBased1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump has the biggest tip. Always gets extra meat. Ask Melania.

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snappus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Gawd I love our president!!!

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MAGAlikethis 8 points ago +8 / -0

In b4 QAnon

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PinochetIsMyHero 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did Q predict this?

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NoahGav 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please explain. I want to know!

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sickofaltspin 7 points ago +7 / -0

They absolutely do. Best thing about the city.

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FuckU/Spez 7 points ago +7 / -0

He should get 2 slices and ranch dressing. Everyone else 2 slice, no ranch. 😅😅😅

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AsaNisiMAGA 10 points ago +10 / -0

Red pepper flakes. That's the NYC way.

Edited for pic

https://dennisthefoodie.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/DSCF9378.jpg

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Drew 3 points ago +5 / -2

Dude, you forgot about the parmesan cheese. Ranch on pizza is gross, no offense non nyorker pedes.

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AsaNisiMAGA 1 point ago +2 / -1

True. Thank you for the correction. And ranch on pizza is the royal road straight to Dr. Nowzaradan's.

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kidfromtheplayground 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the way.

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Tarded 2 points ago +2 / -0

Blue Cheese!

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BadManOrange 4 points ago +4 / -0

So was it the best? I want to know his thoughts!

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MAGAbeast2016 4 points ago +4 / -0

If people only realized the firepower that one secret service agent there has to defend god emperor they would be shocked

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Polterkitty 4 points ago +4 / -0

TWO SLICES

TWO SCOOPS

TWO TERMS

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BeerAndCope 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol That little pizza place will probably have a plack put on the wall dedicating this day and President Trump saying they have great pizza.

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XirWokeMasterCuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

Next stop have him go to Comet Ping Pong and ask to see the basement

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Jsmitty112 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just imagine the President walking into your small mom and pop pizza shop!!!

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NvCrone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was this a Portnoy (Barstool sports) recommendation?

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Jack_Dupp 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love Donald Trump. That is all.

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Nimble_Sneak 1 point ago +1 / -0

Two terms, two slices!