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GenericInsult 113 points ago +116 / -3

Fun Fact of the Day: Once deported, aliens are never again eligible for asylum.

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AlphaNathan 45 points ago +47 / -2

Send aliens to outer space.

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deleted 19 points ago +19 / -0
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catvideos3 7 points ago +7 / -0

Los Locos Kick your butt

Los Locos kick your face

Los Locos kick your balls into OUTER SPACE!!!!!

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sub-collector 14 points ago +15 / -1

Appears to be false: https://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/can-i-apply-asylum-i-removed-the-us-came-back-illegally.html

And I did not see any references to this "fact" anywhere in Title 8 CFR or USC. Something we all missed, a new regulation that hasn't propagated yet, perhaps?

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Toughsky_Shitsky 8 points ago +9 / -1

See, now that IS a fun fact!

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MudDog 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good. Good.

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rudi_reifenstecher 1 point ago +1 / -0

it's funny how this is supposed to make Trump look bad

I see absolutely nothing wrong here

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COnDEMnED 26 points ago +26 / -0

Third times the charm. Let’s get it Trump. If she comes back, mandatory 5 years in prison then deported again?

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veritasvincit 10 points ago +10 / -0

Set up a big ass penal colony in Greenland. Dump all the illegals and commies there and let them fight it out.

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Mashiki 4 points ago +4 / -0

Greenland is kinda nice. Though we've got lots of open tundra here in Canada, in the winter you can have 23.5hrs of darkness and freeze your ass off at -50F(blizzards are a bonus). In the summer, you can have 23.5hrs of daylight, and if the mosquitoes don't drain you of blood. Then black flies will carry you away to feast upon your flesh. Annnnd....there's plenty of places where there is no civilization within 3 days.

Not really joking on the mosquitoes and black flies. I was doing some work up in the far north last summer, and we had to wear netting while working out in the field, it only topped out at 80F while I was there.

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svartchimpans 1 point ago +1 / -0

Greenland has a very small population and Rampant pedophilia and incest. The lefties will love it there.

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4bfd6g5h4df54hgds6f5 1 point ago +1 / -0

that would be awful for Greenland. Mostly untouched nature

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unicornpoop 4 points ago +4 / -0

Libya is especially nice for women travelers and black tourists.

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aaafirefly123 2 points ago +2 / -0

No how about Argentina or Chile, both Spanish speaking so no worry about language gap.

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superfly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Send aliens to outer space.

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endthefed11 7 points ago +8 / -1

I don't want to pay for her prison stay. How about forced labor until she can pay for a plane ticket to go back to wherever the fuck she came from?

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endthefed11 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes. The wall is a great start, but it needs to be manned with surveillance. Internal enforcement as well will help. I think you should need proof of citizenship to get a driver's license too.

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powershellder 5 points ago +5 / -0

Harsher penalties for welfare fraud.

Charge anyone who assists them in getting fraudulent welfare with a felony.

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MaximusDecimusMeridi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should be criminal conspiracy to defraud the government or something like that.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 2 points ago +4 / -2

Helicopter is cheaper than 5 years in summah kamp.

Just sayin' ....

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Nadlers_Belt 13 points ago +13 / -0

Three strikes and she’s out.

LOCK HER UP!

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DJ_NeckBrace 11 points ago +11 / -0

They really do love criminals

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Druid_Con 11 points ago +11 / -0

Why can't ice just grab these people at the podium

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FuckRioters 8 points ago +8 / -0

Person who enters illegally is deported ... and we're supposed to be outraged? Is she in the US now, and if yes, is she here legally? If the US is so bad like the democrats claim, why does everyone want to be here?

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powershellder 2 points ago +2 / -0

Criminal gets caught committing a crime.

Is released to another country freely. Commits crime again and again.

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IdiAminfa 5 points ago +5 / -0

They couldn't find someone deported since 2016 because they can't get back in.

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TrudopesEyebrow [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shout out to u/Wallbot

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fluffykitten 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't worry, if you vote for them, they'll definitely fix it this time around. Third time's the charm, bigot!

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OldHickorysFlintlock 5 points ago +5 / -0

DEPORT HER AGAIN

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NYCforTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well I am frankly shocked that the democrats lied!!

JK I’m actually shocked that Clinton and Obama deported her instead of giving her free college, healthcare and welfare along with an embossed “thank you” note.

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MustafaJones 4 points ago +4 / -0

God the left projects hard. Everything they accuse others of doing, turns out it’s them. Evil bastards.

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TheNewRepublic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are they that really stupid or this is intentional sabotage?

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MAGAbeast2016 4 points ago +4 / -0

Get her the FUCK out of here. We need to focus on people who come here LEGALLY. Criminals like this whore should get one chance - come here illegally, get sent home. Twice, you are dropped off in the pacific 1500 miles from the USA. If you make it to NYC harbor without help you are a citizen.

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Mynamesprivate 3 points ago +3 / -0

Isn't this proof we have weak border enforcement, and we need better walls? She's literal evidence of this.

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Fabius 3 points ago +3 / -0

YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO LIVE IN MY COUNTRY

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lawyeringup455 3 points ago +3 / -0

They seriously have started a new religion where they worship foreigners

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

The first mistake was deporting her via airliner instead of via trebuchet.

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Dominick 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't give a fuck either way.

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Dev404 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe we're doing this deportation thing wrong. We keep deporting people back to the south and they come back for more deportation. We also got east and west, you know, the oceans. I'll leave it at that.

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MAGAForeverF 2 points ago +2 / -0

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

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pedeypete 2 points ago +2 / -0

How does that DNC dick taste? Must be a shitty life having absolutely no morals. Keep shilling your past for them. I can't wait until a real administration deports you and keeps your ass out.

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Chalwa222 2 points ago +2 / -0

Since when is deporting a criminal alien a bad thing? I hope her ass gets deported to the wrong country. Maybe this fucker will finally learn a lesson. If not, next step would be to desert her on an island. These fucker must learn, you're not welcome, we don't want you, go home and fix your shit hole country.

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carbonsteel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Democrats leave as many illegals in as they can, then arrest them to be deported. 

They grant them 'temporary stay of removals' which allows them to stay 1 year --- and they remind them to continue to vote democrats in office - else they be deported.

All the while they are here - they collect welfare, food stamps for themselves and their children, and they pay NO taxes.

They are paid substandard wages, because employers can -- because these people are illegals.  This basically takes jobs away from Americans who would require higher wages and benefits.

Illegals also have no healthcare, and simply get all of there medical care at emergency rooms, who cannot turn them away.  They don't pay for any of their medical bills and have no insurance.  In response to this hospitals overcharge everyone else with insurance to make up for these losses - which is the reason our medical care is SO expensive.

Think about it -- democrats bring in these people illegally and use deportation as a threat to get them to continue to vote democrat.  In fact,  just the fact they are here is all that is needed so that democrat operatives can 'create' a voting application from the illegal immigrant that is here -- in order to generate votes for democrats. 

And throughout ALL of this, we taxpayers are paying the bills, benefits and medical care for ALL of this. 

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EdisonHwy 2 points ago +2 / -0

The list of lies is so long.

We need a contest to cite the number of times the Democrats have been truthful. /s

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KriMe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Morale of the story, we need a wall.

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Truth_Cipher 2 points ago +2 / -0

At a certain amount of time just brand people with a big “I” to save time in paperwork. You cannot bitch about getting caught when you break the law. I don’t understand why this is so hard.

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AlohaChris 2 points ago +2 / -0

She has to go back.

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Amaroq64 2 points ago +2 / -0

>Parades an illegal immigrant around on national television.

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NixonsDMTdealer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tell this stupid cunt to move to Mexico if she wants to be with her mommy.

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Freedom4545 2 points ago +2 / -0

your not a citizen FUCK OFF

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koyima 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't understand wasn't she an illegal immigrant again? So why is she crying? You can't get into Disneyland for free

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bill_in_texas 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is there ANYONE appearing at the DNC convention that has NOT committed a few crimes? I see they got Colin Powell to speak, one of the cheerleaders for Bush's criminal and unnecessary Iraq War. In my book, they are both war criminals with the blood of American soldiers on their hands.

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SAW2TH 2 points ago +2 / -0

The sad irony is that most of the policies the media attacks Trump over were also policies that were enforced by every other president before him - but because Orange Man bad...

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh no Trump deported an illegal?

GOOD.

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ParadigmShift2070 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like who cares about what foreigners let alone illegals think about our politics

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AZTrump2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

She has to go back. Buh-bye!

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Trump-45 2 points ago +2 / -0

The creepy DNC hasn’t a leg to stand on. LOSERS!!!!

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Bramble 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't understand how democrats can honestly think that the USA is the world's homeless shelter. So what, we are not responsible for 70 million Mexicans ? Should we just invade central America and take it over?

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jsphere256 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll fuckin deport her again

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TH750 1 point ago +1 / -0

You guys have the best things to spam to my liberal lost friends

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IamM 1 point ago +1 / -0

After seeing the thumbnail I was entirely expecting this to be a meme story about AOC and how thanks to trump she's made less tips and keeps having customers asking her for free refills. Surprisingly the true/"real" version is way funnier.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 1 point ago +2 / -1

Don't give a fuck when she started sucking off US tax payers.

This filthy thief is a fucking INVADER!

She has to go back.

If she's back again for this convention, then arrest the enablers in the DNC for bringing her back.