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CuomoisaMassMurderer 295 points ago +295 / -0

Clearly scripted. Like a choreographed fight. With time delays between every batman biff and whap

Could've been Biden as the script writer it's so bad

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Rockonanon 168 points ago +168 / -0

Yeah. The kind that grew up after humor had been cancelled. SMH.

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Dingus 122 points ago +122 / -0

Got dang this never occurred to me before. These people legit don't even know what funny is any more.

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CelesteD 51 points ago +51 / -0

I simply can't wrap my mind around someone not being able to pronounce "Mike Pence" .. I mean, this has to be satire, right? Are these people serious? And if so how did that woman manage to act in a successful sitcom for that many years?

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WU_HAN_FRU 17 points ago +17 / -0

Orphans rescued from No. Korea.

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Brainz 15 points ago +15 / -0

What did I just watch? Total cringe.

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PurestEvil 8 points ago +8 / -0

Humor is offensive, bigot!

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AngelMark 3 points ago +3 / -0

2008 when obama came on scene

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Reizan878 44 points ago +44 / -0

Same folks that put out that dumpsterfire of a music video

Spez:words

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The_kool_mom 12 points ago +12 / -0

Would you mind tellong me who they were? I saw it and cringed so hard I pulled a muscle.

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arentbaby 43 points ago +43 / -0

This is the result of getting rid of competent white men from your campaign team and replacing them with gay retarded black transexuals with HIV exclusively

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Toezy_Weezer 21 points ago +21 / -0

How doare you speak ill of ivy league college kids.

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sometimescanbefunny 16 points ago +16 / -0

Hey, there are dozens of us good Ivies! Dozens, I say!

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WU_HAN_FRU 8 points ago +8 / -0

Pffft. Yeah, from where? Cornell?

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CmonPeopleGetReal 8 points ago +8 / -0

I hate to break it to you, but they are all bachelor's and masters graduates. This is the state of our higher education system. And a picture into diversity over merit based hiring practices.

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TheWhitestOfFangs 42 points ago +44 / -2

And it's even funnier when you understand they had the time to figure out the irony of this segment... In particular because Kamala doesn't sound any more American than Mike... or to be more precise Michael Richard Pence.

Also, https://www.houseofnames.com/pence-family-crest

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Smubbs 10 points ago +10 / -0

Where does robinette come from

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linereddit 6 points ago +6 / -0

Greenwich Village?

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quigonkenny 19 points ago +19 / -0

Wait, "Pence" is Irish? So you're saying that of the four Presidential/Vice-presidential candidates, he's probably got the highest slave-to-master ratio in his ancestry?

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TheWhitestOfFangs 6 points ago +6 / -0

But so is Biden, according to the site.

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PepesCovfefe 5 points ago +5 / -0

That shit is so fake; it came up with the same crest for my name.

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Sticky 40 points ago +40 / -0

Major cringe. This bitch thinks she's funny? I'm guessing next time she'll show up with Larry David if she wants laughs.

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Jabron661 18 points ago +18 / -0

I cringed so hard I blacked out for a second.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now I have a picture of him filling in for Biden, as Burnie. Dreypuss could act like she's his handler. The problem is it might be so funny that people forget it's not an actual Presidential debate.

As big as I am on removing money from politics, Presidential debates are one of the useful uses for campaign funds. Public funds would be plenty for that and a website giving every candidate the chance to say whatever they want to say, and respond to any question they want to field. Outside of that what do we really need? Townhalls.

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Crockett 20 points ago +20 / -0

Well duh it's scripted, that's normal. My question is, did they even record this at the same time? Or did they just time out their lines and record separately with big pauses? It's so stilted I literally can't tell.

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IllKissYourBoobies 4 points ago +4 / -0

It felt just like this to me as well.

I'm looking to see if the actors timed it with someone behind the camera reading the lines or it they pause/splice the feed.

Either way, it didn't come out too well.

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Crockett 2 points ago +2 / -0

The bottom line is, if you can't tell either way, it's bad.

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Jack_NC 11 points ago +11 / -0

Maybe they were expecting a laugh track to be added? I guess this is how you appeal to racist, low-information voters. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if they aired the Bill Nye "Sex Junk" music video.