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NADSAQ 33 points ago +34 / -1

I got a question for ya! If you were a hot dog... would ya eat yourself?!

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womp_squared 25 points ago +25 / -0

No but if the moon was made out of spare ribs I might take a bite

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EricCharliemella 17 points ago +17 / -0

.........HAY!!

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The_Girdle_of_Kirk 5 points ago +5 / -0

what does a gay horse eat?

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 15 points ago +16 / -1

Hey! Lemme ask, what's your favorite planet?

Mine's the Sun. Always has been. I like it 'cause it's like the king of the planets.

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RyanT282 9 points ago +9 / -0

I once took a pair of binoculars and stared at the sun for over a hour!

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Mexicola1976 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why would you do that?

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RyanT282 7 points ago +7 / -0

I know I would! Heck, I’d have seconds. Then polish it off with a tall cool Budweiser. I would do it.

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