Originally I was hoping for a rockstar-like party, but now I think if they just had a regular old nominating convention with political speakers talking about why they support Trump, and Trump - in a positive but straightforward manner - outlining his agenda for the next four years, if would look absolutely refreshing and sane compared to the DNC shitshow.
I can see the news spin now: "Trump has speech literally 100x longer than Biden. Is he just wasting America's time? Biden's speech was only 8 seconds long before the cameras quickly panned away and they stowed him back in the bunker, but Trump spoke for a whole 14 minutes." (Note to casual readers: this is true. His speech was only 8 seconds long.)
CNN Neurologist analyses Trump's health: "As a medical professional, this concerns me. We have an elderly man rambling on for 14 minutes. Does he know where he is?"
All we have to do is act normal and we will look like fucking rockstars against those idiots.
Yes this is dog, but who was phone?
You know who knows a ton about Head?
Kamala
Originally I was hoping for a rockstar-like party, but now I think if they just had a regular old nominating convention with political speakers talking about why they support Trump, and Trump - in a positive but straightforward manner - outlining his agenda for the next four years, if would look absolutely refreshing and sane compared to the DNC shitshow.
I can see the news spin now: "Trump has speech literally 100x longer than Biden. Is he just wasting America's time? Biden's speech was only 8 seconds long before the cameras quickly panned away and they stowed him back in the bunker, but Trump spoke for a whole 14 minutes." (Note to casual readers: this is true. His speech was only 8 seconds long.)
CNN Neurologist analyses Trump's health: "As a medical professional, this concerns me. We have an elderly man rambling on for 14 minutes. Does he know where he is?"
the bar is pretty low, isn't it
Yea but we have a shitload of RINOS who refuse to do that.
And plenty more who are just awkward and abnormal.
MISSION FAILED